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one there lived a prince and a troll who loved
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well we can fix the fact that its attached!
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bump
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i know but it is not good for your self esteem to keep rubbing it in.
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one day you will love the way I lie just like rihanna.:smooched:
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you told me I could be bill clinton this time!
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then the doctor walked in and I told her she lied about the size!
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fashion show? no i really do know an old lady that swallowed a fly.
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wedding?
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:flowerforyou: nights like this I look up at the sky and wish you were somewhere else :drinker:
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apparently those are illegal :noway:
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and that is when the depression set in
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doc says you expect them to grow in completely in two months
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if you just turn yourself in, I wont have to, and we can remain friends!
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yes and when the people taste it they cant even tell a difference.
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ok. I realize this is your house...and your wife.
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and thats when she realized it wasnt the toilet smh
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I still cant watch a shake weight commercial without laughing now
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she really did slip and fall on it I swear!
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again...I cant believe you listen to me when im drunk
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no honey, only the dancer on 2nd ave. dont wear clothes when they are on stage
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dont worry no one will even notice
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I cant believe you listen to me when im drunk
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maybe its just supposed to be crooked.
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maybe its supposed to be that color.
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and that is when I noticed the needle in my *kitten*
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he took one for the team
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dangerous things happen down there
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not on my face
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we both know this wasnt your first time
