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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Yeah, gotta plan for that, beer in each sock.

Theres a liquor store 4 doors down from my gym. Not that thats the reason I chose this gym or anything...brb, hold my treadmill

The first rule of secret groups is you must allude to them occasionaly. How else will anyone be jealous if you dont "accidently" mention it. Delicate balance finding the correct number of daily drops.

I'm thinking of turning off my internet. Perhaps thatll motivate me to get to the gym more often. Not to work out, for the free wifi.

Why aren't there Falafel Fridays? Falafels always get left out.

Are they plastic, fake plants with a half inch layer of dust, because noooooo one every thinks of the plants, or we talking the real thing? Also, do you accept bitcoin as tribute?

Got your ears on Sunkist?

This is Rubber Ducky, go ahead. Maybe we should start a "what would your CB handle have been" thread. And by we, I mean someone else.

https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

I'd watch people talking from across the room, making up their conversation in my head. "Why yes, I DO enjoy coconut ice cream on my *kitten*". Chuckling to myself, Oh ha ha, you saucy minx.

That the only open treadmill will be the one to the right of the guy who loves doing the weird side stepping thing and I'll spend the next hour with a guy staring at my ear.

When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'll go from store to store stocking up on canned goods. When I finally get back to my trusty, well protected campsite and examine my daily spoils, it'll all be cans of potted meat and lima beans.

Knows the difference between affect and effect

Best St. Patrick's Day Ever!

Like I'm wandering alone in a dark, foreign land. Down to my last rations, still clinging to the hope that just over this next rise....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KPiElw6qy8

Did you leave him there all day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w

"Here, try this cauliflower crust pizza". I really cant think of anything worse to say to someone right now.

https://youtu.be/a4juzguDEwA

When she has goals and likes to challenge herself. Doesn't let fear stop her.

Yes, but only the path you choose is truly important, and I've chosen.

https://youtu.be/ioOzsi9aHQQ