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2 days of not sleeping I finally realized the only thing different about my routine was the stupid drink. So I picked up box and read it😐...I'll sleep great tonight tho
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Snaccidents 😂...soooo thsts what's been happening to me
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Mmmmhm. Cobbler
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I drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning. 16 oz. These flavor packets were in a gift basket...I just assumed it was water flavoring. Checked the actual box and realized it had 200 mg of caffeine...at 4pm... no good for my sleep
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Icky words
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Flatulence farmer...for energy
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I dont know my ABCs😂😂😂
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😂 She can never resist me, wait...did we break up
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I unknowingly took pre-workout 2 days in a row and couldn't figure out why I couldn't sleep🙄
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Donut shaper...if the donuts come out oblong, he's the one to blame
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Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection
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Being together just never made sense
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Xerox machine stylist
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Camping, hiking, kayaking, reading, napping,
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Diet cherry 7 up
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Popsicle flavor creator
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Hated when I picked em up in my toy car. Said Tonka trucks were deal breakers😪
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His idea of talking was texting while "netflixing"
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Increase protein...its hard
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I like looking at your diary, But how does your SO feel about the food choices. Do yall eat meals together?
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Yes, it's encouraged
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When one window opens, another door closes
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I said you're weird, you're my weird. Gah! Never listens
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Tootsie roll roller
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If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst
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Save a life pick up trash
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Validation specialist. Validates everyone's feelings :)
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I was always absent in their mind. Never thought of me once
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Nicknamed sticky fingers...now my wallet and car keys are missing
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Boy I'm cranky for a reason. :|