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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I like looking at your diary, But how does your SO feel about the food choices. Do yall eat meals together?
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    I think you deleted. Wish you hadn't
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,109 Member
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    Why do I have to be bombarded with the cookie acceptance message every single time now. Seems excessive.
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,648 Member
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    I haven't listened to anything, or anyone, that asinine in awhile.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,109 Member
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    Weakness: they tell me “You have an eye for the absurd”🫠
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    piggy_smalls wrote: »
    I haven't listened to anything, or anyone, that asinine in awhile.
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Weakness: they tell me “You have an eye for the absurd”🫠

    I'm claiming both of these
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,618 Member
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    Listening to a convo my boss is having and I'm REALLY trying not to yell out, "HOW CAN YOU TWO BE SO *kitten* STUPID????"
  • thadenge
    thadenge Posts: 51 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    Listening to a convo my boss is having and I'm REALLY trying not to yell out, "HOW CAN YOU TWO BE SO *kitten* STUPID????"

    Were we somehow in the same meeting??? Only difference is I added "Why the hell am I still here?" to mine.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    Where can I find that. Amazon?
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 116 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Where can I find that. Amazon?

    Most definitely Amazon.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    Yourmomsproblem wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Where can I find that. Amazon?

    Most definitely Amazon.
    I need to get me one.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    🙄
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    hyyy,
    I'll give you my favorite Walmart purse if you move near me. It's like the widow's mite 🤗
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    weakness: she knows it's for her
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,109 Member
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    Battle Ropes+Overhand Rope Pulls=My Strange Addiction
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 463 Member
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    She called me a tickturd… then giggled 🤔
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I want something but I don't know what it is. Kinda like when I'm hungry but nothing sounds good
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,954 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I want something but I don't know what it is. Kinda like when I'm hungry but nothing sounds good

    Probably a friendly ghost to quietly read a book in the corner while you knit and watch TV. Just a comforting presence.

    And a million dollars
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,109 Member
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    Weakness: when they blame my breasts for things just to make me feel good🥹
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    I want something but I don't know what it is. Kinda like when I'm hungry but nothing sounds good

    Probably a friendly ghost to quietly read a book in the corner while you knit and watch TV. Just a comforting presence.

    And a million dollars

    This will do.

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