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  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    Was always spraying bleach on me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
    edited May 9
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    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Since she was covered in bleach I couldn't hug or kiss her, just not enough affection

    Mistook me for a she.
    AdahPotatah2024 wrote: »
    Tried to cure my liver spots by sneaking bleach into my bathwater... then complained about lack of affection when it hurt too much to hug with all the chemical burning...

    Had a rash she claimed was a chemical burn
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,481 Member
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    Constantly bragged their Boo-Bees were better than mine. It’s not a competition!! 😤

    (I couldn’t resist, sorry)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    😂

    She can never resist me, wait...did we break up
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,017 Member
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    She threatened to leave me for my Canadian friend... then she did!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,481 Member
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    I just could not resist @PlentyofProtein00 😍
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    She was constantly devouring protein
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    Was never supportive of my lift goals
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    She always said she was going to play with Cat and i thought she meant the homeless ones in Walmart parking lot
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Didn't want me to have any friends.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 206 Member
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    Would only watch Friends. I was a Seinfeld gal....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,481 Member
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    I was less hung up on the gal part than the Seinfeld part!! 🥴
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    She liked gals with hung parts named Seinfeld or something like that
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 206 Member
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    Never hung up their clothes. Expected me to do every single chore.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,481 Member
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    She said I felt like a chore to her
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    Everyone except me knew what she felt like
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    He had issues with touching and had to keep his hands wrapped up at all times.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 66 Member
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    Kept buying me winter gloves

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