Last time you were caught talking to yourself and who caught you?
Naughty or nice?
I missed going to the gym again today, that's thirty years on the trot now.
Did anyone else fly into a furious violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on earth?
Last thing you did for a bet...
Anyone from another planet?
I went to the gym once and found the best machine to use was the vending machine.
Space cakes.
Be my friend or I may eat you.
Get even or get over it?
Add me or I may eat you.
Do you go for looks or personality??
Two kinds of people in this world, those who let their beans touch their egg and those that don't, which one are you??
Hands up if you hate the PC brigade.
Fat single and ready for a Pringle.
Bit of a fat lad who doesn't want to look like the lad that ate the fat lad.
Be my friend or I may eat you
Good morning you lot.