I'm an alcoholic, and starting tomorrow I'm not letting myself drink
Doesn't get much more honest than that, huh? I've been a 'functioning' alcoholic for about 9 years now. I call myself functioning because I've never missed or been late to a single day of work, I don't drink until I black out, I don't drink all day long, I'm not in debt because of how much I drink, and most of my friends…