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Thank You MFPers :)
I've posted a few threads requesting advice or help and the responses I've gotten have been incredibly helpful and supportive. And some other posts have made me laugh til I cry. I still think Mike needs to add an option to track how many calories laughing burns. :laugh: That said, I just wanted say thanks to my fellow…
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Black Friday
First off...thanks to everyone who responded about the gaming systems. I really appreciate the input...gives me a lot to process. I think I am going to be looking for who has the best bundle/deal on Black Friday. That being said...who else will be insane enough to be out with there with me on that holiest of shopping days?
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10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Side Note: This sort of goes along with Niner's topic about what age to start dating...I felt it was more appropriate to start a new topic rather than post as a response in his thread because these are meant as a joke & his thread was meant for more serious discussion. That being said...the rules are: Rule One : If you…
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Hearing Impaired
My 6 year-old son is hearing impaired...we found out for sure at the beginning of last year. He's had hearing aids since April '10 and has made great strides forward since getting them. He's been in mainstream classes since he started school last year...he gets pulled out for speech therapy, resource classes and therapy…
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I See Your Red Panda Cubs & Raise You...
LOL :bigsmile:
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Calories
What is a calorie? Calories are the little *kitten* that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter... MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SH*TS!!!
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Need Some Suggestions
Every year the local community college does a Father-Daughter Ball and I think my ex is actually going to take our daughter this year. So my question is, what would be some fun Mother-Son things for me and my little dude to do while his sister & dad are at their ball? I was thinking the movies; but that doesn't seem as…
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Thank You
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer…
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Has Anyone Else
Exceeded their moron and/or d-bag quota for the day? I swear if I have to talk to one more, I'm going to stab myself in the eye...it would be infinitely less painful.
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SMILE! :)
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out…
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Football
Old Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes…
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Random Thoughts for the Day
**I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. **More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. **Nothing sucks more than that moment during an…
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To Eat or Not To Eat
That is the question...whether tis healthier for the body to consume the calories one sheds during exercise or allow the calories to remained burned, never to return? Seriously, though...this debate has been ongoing today here in Reno (as well as on the boards lately). I don't mean to beat the proverbial dead horse; but…
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Funnies
Here's my funny for the day...what's yours? Lovemaking Tips for Seniors: 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5.…
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Good for a Chuckle
Some Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put…
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Did You Know
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Where have all the decent cartoons gone? I mean really...it's just not worth getting up on Saturday's anymore...
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Smile People!
It's Friday! Time to do the Dance of Joy & forget about the stress & craziness of the week. Hope everyone has a great weekend! :bigsmile:
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Shemar Moore a.k.a. Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
Nom, nom, nom...that is all :bigsmile:
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Zombie Apocalypse
Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
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Karaoke
So one of the clubs out here as a thing every week called "Gong Show Karaoke"; so I'm curious...what's your jam?? Mine would be Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
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Today's Theme Song
Hate My Life - Theory of a Dead Man
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SQUIRREL!
that is all
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Thank You
Yesterday, we were inundated with those terrifying images of what happened 10 years ago on 9/11. I found myself in tears watching the various tributes. And now today, I've been reading some rather harsh commentaries about the events of 9/11. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. But I think we should all pause and…
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I'm new :)
Hi there! Newbie here from Reno, NV by way of Philly, PA! I just wanted to say hello & hope to see you all around the message boards! :smile:
