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LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
Some Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along at the Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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  • EmiVReyes
    EmiVReyes Posts: 118 Member
    That made my day! Thanks for the hilarious post!!! :)
  • NancyAnne1960
    NancyAnne1960 Posts: 500 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

    That right there is pure evil genius. Mwahahahaha
  • MC0301
    MC0301 Posts: 25 Member
    Funny stuff! lol
  • rjbrowne82
    rjbrowne82 Posts: 198 Member
    LOL thanx for sharing. I'm too much of a chicken to try any of them.
  • gardy1mn
    gardy1mn Posts: 3 Member
    Thanks made my day!
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    Pick someone to follow around the mall and talk quietly into your wrist watch.
  • ShannonMarie81
    ShannonMarie81 Posts: 88
    Thanks for the laugh...I loved it!! :laugh:
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member


    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    I actually feel like doing that sometimes....:laugh:
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    I love #1
    We were sitting in a patrol car the other day at work and actually did this with our handheld radios.
    Edit: Just read the whole list-all are great, 19 is priceless.
  • chef970
    chef970 Posts: 196 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    You might be surprised as to how many people do this normally. LOL
    ~Ex Fast Food Restaurant Drive Through Employee
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    lmao, that's some funny stuff!
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    Haha!
  • trixylewis
    trixylewis Posts: 197 Member
    18 made me crack up!
  • dracobaby82
    dracobaby82 Posts: 380 Member
    haha those are great!
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
    Good ones... I wish my kids would understand the severity of the last one.. & I've done #6 before, to my now husband, and to a past trainer :smokin: S&G's :laugh: :wink:
  • puggleperson
    puggleperson Posts: 740 Member
    haha I have seen this so many times but it NEVER gets old! I love it!!
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Not on the list, but my friend and I used to drive around and take pictures of people when we were at a stoplight or stopsign etc. half the time there wasn't ever film in there anyway, some people thought it was funny, but one person really seemed like he was about to kill us.
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