-
Tech Support
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? **************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've…
-
Solar Eclipse Pix
I managed to get some pix of the eclipse earlier...the last one is a still shot from some video I took. It was pretty cool despite all of the cloud cover.
-
Why I Am A Temporary Seahawks Fan
What?? A Philly fan hopping on the Seattle bandwagon?? Yes...but only for a couple of weeks ;) Here's why: This has been going around the interwebz for a couple of weeks now I think. This is Derrick Coleman…he’s the backup fullback for the Seattle Seahawks. And he’s been legally deaf since he was 3. This commercial he did…
-
Gummy Bears Are the Spawn of Satan!
Well, Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears apparently are. Here is a link to the reviews on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC And here is a sampling of what you’ll find there…I should warn you…I almost choked on my lunch because I was laughing so hard. AND I…
-
Tyler...This Made Me Think of You
-
SBF
:cry: :cry: :cry:
-
Hey Football Fans...
Should Steeler linebacker Terence Garvin be fined for this hit on Bengals' punter Kevin Huber? There was no flag on the play in the game...Huber's jaw is fractured & now the Bengals are reporting that he also suffered a fractured vertebrae.
-
Dear Cleavage-Hating Dillweed:
-
Can YOU Tell The Difference?
This is cauliflower: THIS is bread: THIS is pizza crust: THESE are chicken wings: This has been a friendly MFP PSA…carry on with your day :flowerforyou:
-
Why I Have Trust Issues
Expecting a delicious corn muffin…BAM! Broccoli rears its ugly head… Expecting a scrumdiddlyumptious chocolate chip cookie…BAM!! Raisins…
-
I Laughed More Than Was Probably Necessary
This has been circulating for years, but is funny even if read previously. It is said to be an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. If you read the first two judges comments, those of the third judge is much better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They…
-
For Tyler
Saw this last night & made me think of you...
-
2013 Darwin Awards
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2013 Darwin Awards: Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco…
-
To Moon or Not To Moon...
I have opted to moon...but you have to look for it & it will only be there for a limited time, lest I be punished by the mods...
-
Ben Affleck is Batman?!?!?!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ben-affleck-is-batman-man-612907
-
Food Narcotics
They’re out there…those deliciously and almost hopelessly addictive foods that beckon to you from the shelves of the grocery store. I curse Synders of Hanover almost daily for creating their honey mustard & onion pretzel bites & Nabisco for creating Nilla Wafers. I can’t be the only one…what foods have you jonesing for a…
-
Carb Concern
So we're having this cake at a baby shower & I'm concerned about my carb intake. Does the labia have the most carbs?
-
A-Rod vs. Pete Rose
Who deserves to be banned for life? And begin...
-
Funny Pix - Revived! :)
-
Dear Men of MFP:
-
TastyKakes
From the scrumptious Chocolate Junior to the delectable KandyKakes...I give you...TastyKakes. Some of the best things ever created to go with your cow juice, soy juice, almond juice, or whatever is your particular juice of choice.
-
TOM
Idk what women are complaining about...these guys are pretty awesome...
-
Beer Preservation
This guy takes it seriously...note how the beer is mostly upright & off to the side while the pummeling ensues...
-
STRIP TEASE!!
Bow chicka wow wow
-
Late For Work? What's Your Excuse?
-
Worst Job Ever?
-
Shout Out to all The Creepy Cats!
-
The Last Post Is The Winner - Revived!
-
Cat Fails
-
Dear Punxsutawney Phil:
On behalf of my family & friends back east...
