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Zombie Apocalypse

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
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  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.
  • Faery7
    Faery7 Posts: 317 Member
    World War Z !!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Ah...but wait...stupid people DO have brains...they just don't use them. Therefore, their brains are extra juicy & more attractive to the zombies.
  • MSDRIZZ
    MSDRIZZ Posts: 246
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Haha Good point!
  • GFreg
    GFreg Posts: 404
    World War Z !!

    Speaking of World War Z...they are making it into a movie that is supposed to be coming out in December of 2012. I can't wait! So far my Zombie Apocalypse survival kit is a little lacking. I have been meaning to gradually add some stuff.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    OH MY GAWD....I just laughed so hard that 1) I snorted water at my screen and 2) half the people in my area got up to see what the hell happened! "Jersey Shore marathon"

    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    World War Z !!

    Best book ever!

    I'm very worried about the movie though...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Did someone call for a zombie?
  • lotusblossomctf
    lotusblossomctf Posts: 29
    Creepy, I had a dream about it the other night that was so real, I thought it was going to start yesterday!

    ......I think I need to start socking up on weapons and ammo and working on getting the "Safe House" in Poland.....
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
    Well now that we are creating viruses to combat viruses here come the T-cell virus...
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    i have an emergency "go bag" in my house that my wife thinks i put together for things like hurricanes and other emergencies. little does she know!!! hahaha!! i also have my trusty blue crowbar, a machete, and i'm working on getting a shotgun. getting a license and permit in nyc is tough!
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    I'm a vegan zombie....I eat GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
  • fitsaxon
    fitsaxon Posts: 57
    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I'm a vegan zombie....I eat GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    I love you!
  • aunt_hbomb
    aunt_hbomb Posts: 204
    I thought I was the only one who had the zombie dreams. I used to love to watch the scary movies, but I can't do it anymore because I am freaked out for days (and nights).

    I like your posts though.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)

    can't wait for it to come to new york. until then, i'm not going to maryland for a 5k.
  • chasidieason
    chasidieason Posts: 23
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Ah...but wait...stupid people DO have brains...they just don't use them. Therefore, their brains are extra juicy & more attractive to the zombies.

    Kind of like the beef that they keep pinned up so they can't exercise and are extra tender? :bigsmile:
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    As I long as Im faster than one person Im good!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Without proof that stupid people have brains, I refuse to believe it.
  • fitsaxon
    fitsaxon Posts: 57
    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)

    can't wait for it to come to new york. until then, i'm not going to maryland for a 5k.

    I know, right? I have my finger crossed for florida.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Without proof that stupid people have brains, I refuse to believe it.

    I think we need to submit this one to MythBusters.
  • Faery7
    Faery7 Posts: 317 Member
    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)

    OMG thanks for sharing.. haven't heard of this!!! I want to do it sooooo bad!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Kind of like the beef that they keep pinned up so they can't exercise and are extra tender? :bigsmile:

    I just need a way to convince the zombies that my brain would be tough, stringy and chewy.

    Extra-chewy is dangerous when your jaw is decomposing. It's bad enough with TMJ.
  • luvJOJO
    luvJOJO Posts: 1,881 Member
    The Center for Disease Control actually has instructions on how to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse on their website.....along with how to make an emergency kit :tongue:

    http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,174 Member
    I got a gun and got cardio down! Kinda figure if I was ever trapped, a full suit of armor would help.
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Hilarious answer!
  • Faery7
    Faery7 Posts: 317 Member
    I just signed up for the runforyourlife.com "Zombie Infested 5k Obstacle Course" run in Indianapolis (it's the closest one to me) !!!! So excited!!!! Thanks again for sharing the link.
  • Cakepiebeer
    Cakepiebeer Posts: 392
    I have the app/game Zombie Run on my phone. Its helping me prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Cuz you know... if your cardio sucks... you fail
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Please stay calm:


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  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    I'm a vegan zombie....I eat GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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