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I really should warn you...
Because I have ten minutes to spare at lunch today... What warnings would you offer your fellow MFPers about your friends? I really should warn you that if @caco_ethes offers to send you a pic of her baby factory? It's pic of her GIANT uterus which she had sealed in a block of lucite and keeps it on her mantle.
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Totally True and Not At All Made-Up Facts About ... Stuff
Which one of you *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* licking *kitten* *kitteners* killed the *kitten* Fake Rumor thread? Seriously? I had the BEST one about @81Katz and now what do I do with it? Nothing. That's what. It's still, here isn't it? Dammit. Also, in the spirit of the this thread: I have incontrovertible evidence that…
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I am "Woo"ing your posts and comments
Insightful, Inspiring, Like, Woo, Hug Why on earth would I not Woo? What's not to Woo? I will pitch Woo when and how I want. Sure, I might find something Inspiring or Insightful. I may even just Like something. Rarely would I Hug anyone. But I will Woo. Wildly. Willy nilly. Whenever. Woo. Whatever.
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The Totally Appropriate, Family-Oriented and Positively SFW GIF Thread
I am absolutely appalled at some of the filthy preversions that are celebrated by the people here. It's just sick. So I thought I would create a place where the decent people could exchange fun gifs that are not dingleberries and change purses! I mean, boy howdy.
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That moment when...
...you’re 48 and listening to Weezer’s Blue Album and it speaks to the angsty teen in you way more than it should.
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The "It's Funny Because It's Animals" Thread
It's finally here! The place for all those gifs you were not sure where to place.
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it is now the LENT
for the LENT the Jesus makes you want for the sacrifice. but do not kill the animals. NO! that is not for the proper ways of showing the love for to GOD. no more of the killing. just now you are to stop doing that thing you love. some of you menz and the wemminz for to like the touchy touchy on the no no spot. for shame…
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Tears for Charlie Hebido
The French satirical magazine Charlie Hebido, known for their publishing of cartoons critical of...everyone...was today attacked by gunman who killed 12 people. "Nous sommes tous des satiristes français maintenant." http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883
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How do you know your MFP lover has moved on?
Is it when they stop being the first to comment on your blog posts? When they stop sending you a PM every morning? When the wall posts become few and far between? How do you know?
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Would you spread Ebola in order to flirt with the person above you?
C'mon! This will be SO fun!!
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Would you wander willingly into the woods with the wonder above you while whistling "Wonder Wall"?
Well? Would you? We're wondering.
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Would you offer the person above you's throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I mean as long as we're here all revved up with no place to go...
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Would you motorboat the boobs in this picture?
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NSFW gif - needed to post somewhere to get outta my system
There. I feel better now.
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13 year-old girl deemed a sexual predator by judge
It seems a British judge felt that the 13 year-old girl was quite culpable in her right, just not quite as much so as the 41 year-old man with whom she was having sex. http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/08/08/nigel_peters_robert_colover_british_judge_prosecutor_call_13_year_old_teen.html The even more baffling one…
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My Boa Constrictor wrapped herself around my toddler...HELP!
So, I have a boa constrictor and I've had it for going on ten years now. Sinderella, my boa, has never liked my son Jake. She's ALWAYS been jealous of him, but Jake has also never really tried to warm up to her. So I have to say that they're really both at fault here. Well, long story short, Sinderella seems to have…
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_skittybang raped my eyeballs with THIS
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The real live **** your fake ****ing posts thread!
This trend is about as entertaining as anal fisures and friending yourself. Please. Carry on.
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I didn't f*cking realize *kitten* would be censored out thread
I'll try again. You annoying c*nts.
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Bring God Back to School
I have seen this sentiment a lot lately and I have to say that I am against it. The movie Back to School was and is a classic. C'mon. Sam Kinison? Rodney Dangerfield? Robert Downey Jr.? Kurt f*cking Vonnegut? I just don't see waht including God would do for a re-make particularly since most of the principals are dead.…
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I Dew Adam Lanzas Mothers Tequila Worm Diet
The fact that I was compelled to start this for no apparent reason other than to make fun of the titles of threads I haven't even read is probably one reason why I am going to hell.
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Why nubile young nymphs won't date old, married, fat guys
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya! Oh sure, they say their open minded, but will they get one of their friends to babysit the kids while we bone? NO!
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New Year's Resolutions
I hereby resolve to be even at least 37.41% more annoying than I already am. I think I will add something to this every day until then. Or whenever I remember to. Or when I think it'll annoy Jen the most. Love you, baby!
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The one where we mourn Allie_71
Friends, sadly Allie_71 contracted eye salmonella today while deboning a chicken. That's right, she was working on a bone and something shot her in the eye. Now she's gone. I think I will remember most her pig hat. And her legs. And that f*cking yellow dress. Rawr! Oh and the thigh highs. And the sweetness and the music…
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When butt implants go wrong
And according to this story, they do, pretty often. Thankfully, I have a spectacular posterior myself and have no need of such prosthetics, but even if I had no *kitten*, this would give me pause: http://m.gawker.com/5964108/this-relatively-common-butt-implant-malfunction-is-absolutely-horrifying
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A question about Twitter and MFP
Since my forum ban applies to the Technical Support forum too: Does anyone have their account set up to automatically post to Twitter and or Facebook? If so, have you noticed that it doesn't work anymore?
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I feel the need to start a topic (NSFW)
Unfortunately, I am not supremely motivated to choose one. But since this is a welcoming group, I suppose I can just start this and let it go to wherever the winds take it.
