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How do you know your MFP lover has moved on?

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Is it when they stop being the first to comment on your blog posts?

When they stop sending you a PM every morning?

When the wall posts become few and far between?

How do you know?
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  • scasey1656
    scasey1656 Posts: 89 Member
    People have MFP lovers? I had no clue..
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    scasey1656 wrote: »
    People have MFP lovers? I had no clue..

    ditto. I don't even know what it means, and I'm not sure I want to.

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    scasey1656 wrote: »
    People have MFP lovers? I had no clue..

    ditto. I don't even know what it means, and I'm not sure I want to.

    Oh YOU know. I KNOW you know.
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Eh- they just don't open your PM's anymore. :'( Sad story .. lol o:)
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    No more "just because" nudes. :(
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    They respond to you junkmail PM with "What's got you so down?"

  • emkayelle91
    emkayelle91 Posts: 846 Member
    edited October 2014
    When they no longer comment on your posts, you're lucky to get a 'like'. Oh, and when the noodz stop coming your way...you know they are going elsewhere.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?
  • trojan_bb
    trojan_bb Posts: 699 Member
    Oh, you'll know
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    edited October 2014
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.
  • staceybradleywells
    staceybradleywells Posts: 331 Member
    they are no longer friends *sob*
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.

    Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.

    Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.

    *sigh*

    Well, two outta three ain't bad.
  • WhizGidget
    WhizGidget Posts: 62 Member
    Unless you're Bad Bad Leroy Brown.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    All of these things. If they stop responding to the morning email....I would say call it. A friend and I were talking, if you haven't heard anything for two days. Move on!
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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.

    Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.

    It must've been love, but it's over now
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    If you have to ask... they have moved on... ;)
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    When you're served with the Restraining Order
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Glynn20 wrote: »
    When you're served with the Restraining Order

    It never stopped me when you tried to move on from me. :D

  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
    this post reminds me of a scene from the movie Hitch...
    "tell me what I did wrong?!?!"
    "you are doing it right now!"
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    When they didn't send you the 'beautiful person' thingie Or they delete it when you send it... :'(
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    idgaf14 wrote: »
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!

    I'm sorry, I took yours. C'mon, who thought idgaf14 was a real name. By the way? He likes to be the little spoon.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Glynn20 wrote: »
    When you're served with the Restraining Order

    It never stopped me when you tried to move on from me. :D
    When you read on the forum that they send PM's to other woman, that have a restraining order issued on your lover!! Bwhahahaha!! Oh Labels! I thought you cared!! :#:p
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    There ought to be a support group, I tell you what.
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