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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM -- a Joke
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then…
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Wrong e-mail address
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS lol... :) This one is priceless. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic…
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Now you know you're gonna agree!!!!!
Here are some funnies to brighten up your day.... I received these in an email from a co-worker, and they sure had me laughing so I thought i'd share.... :) 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when…
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50 Easy Ways to Cut 100 Calories
I read this on sparkpeople.com and found some ideas useful.... Just thought i'd share with MFP! :) 50 Easy Ways to Cut 100 Calories Lose Weight Without Deprivation Cutting calories may seem like a daunting task, especially when you're trying to cut hundreds of calories each day to lose the recommended 1-2 pounds per week.…
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25 Little Tips for Big Weight Loss
Hey MFP Members! I got these tips from Weight Watchers and I thought I'd share as they may help someone else as it has helped me. Enjoy! :) :wink: Check out our list of easy weight-loss hints to get you back on track. Feel like you need a boost? Perhaps you've hit a plateau? Now is the perfect time to take stock of your…
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I'm new...need encouragement/ friends
Hello all. I'm new to this and I need a lot of encouragement. I've tried many diets and have had no long term success. I'm praying that MFP will help me finally reach my goal. I would like to get healthy and loose about 20 pounds. Please help with with advice/ encouragements. Thanks in advance.
