LADY'S YEARLY EXAM -- a Joke

sgirl29
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edited September 26 in Chit-Chat
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.


What a b**ch.

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