NSV: Old/New Shirt
So long, long, ago.... in a closet far, far, away before my wife was my wife (about 5 years ago)... she bought me a shirt for Christmas. The tag that's sewn to the shirt said 4XL so it should have fit like a glove. Instead it fit more like when Chris Farley put on David Spade's sport coat in Tommy Boy. So I threw it in the…