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Hi, I am Michael and I am a retred
I have been on the outskirts of the community for awhile, and here I am again. Starting over and starting new. I am a 51 year old man, living in South Carolina. I currently am 6 foot 6 and weigh in at 481 pounds. I have some major health issues going on that are scaring me. I suffer from edemia and all it entails cept for…
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Joke for Hump day
A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. He asks for a double shot, after the bartender pours it he says "Pal looks like you got problems!" The frog then said "You got that right, know of anyone who can cut this wart off my *kitten*?"
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ever met a famous person face to face?
In the late 80's I was traveling around as a Dead Head. (I always thot I looked like a mix of Jerry Garcia & Tommy Chong) In San Francisco their stage collapsed breaking my left leg. So here I was in downtown San fran and a black BMW pulls up and Carley Simon climbs out! She asked me about my leg and I told her about it,…
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What entertainment icon does the person above you look like?
The invisible Man
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What is you best feature?
My humor and my voice. I have a voice that is very Berry White / James Earl Jones ish/ Was in real radio for 20 years and was very good at it/ My humor because there is nothing on this earth I love more than to hear people laugh! How about you?
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Not sure if this has ever happened to you but....
Was out and about with my family the other day, and this guy and his lady came up to me, I had never seen them before in my life. And he said "Dude. I got to tell you I love your glasses and that beard! Is it real? And his lady just asked me if she could stroke it. (my beard) Who was I to turn the lady down? It totally…
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I feel rather selfish and not sure what to do
I have been given over wehlming support in the asking to be friends, and little notes in ym in box. But now I have so many I want to give back to, it seems like the original nites that are sent with friend request are deleted as soon as you accept. I feel like I am letting folks slip through the cracks, after they were so…
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Hello...I am so lost and scared
My name is Michael, I am 48 (49 in october) and i weigh 465 pounds. I have no energy, I can abrly stand for more than 5 mintues at a time. Walking even a short distance will flare up my siactic nerve and I am all but usless for days after. I am disabled, home bound for the msot part. Can no longer drive, and the enarest…
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Not sure where to post this
And let me assure you this is not a excuse on my end. I am very serious about doing this. I am kind of lsot with some of the different tools here. But one thought is bothering me, when i lose this weight (200 pounds at least) will my skin shirk with the weight loss? I am soon to be 49 and it maybe a vanity thing, and I…
