Not sure if this has ever happened to you but....

doc19822
doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
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Was out and about with my family the other day, and this guy and his lady came up to me, I had never seen them before in my life. And he said "Dude. I got to tell you I love your glasses and that beard! Is it real? And his lady just asked me if she could stroke it. (my beard) Who was I to turn the lady down?

It totally made ,my day! I was flying high the rest of the day! It still brings a smile to my face!
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  • jlclabo
    jlclabo Posts: 588 Member
    Epic beard FTW!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    People ask to touch my beard all the time. :laugh:
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    Ummm I would
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    I met a group of 4 men a couple of weeks ago all with epic beards.

    I had to check my pulse to make sure I hadn't died and gone to heaven.

    Beardless men: Get growing!!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Met the Robertsons?
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    they have a name for men without beards...woman
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    I would probably ask to stroke your beard too.... total duck dynasty fan! Love the beards :love:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    just a little *kitten* scratcher
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    When my youngest was in Daycare, I was picking her up after work. I had kneeled over to tie her shoes and there were a bunch of other kids around. One little boy tentatively reached out and touched the top of my head. When I didn't stop him, there was a slight hesitation and then about 6 kids all reached out at the same time to touch my bald head.
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    they have a name for men without beards...women

    hahaha!! I can't wait to lay this line on my lowly beardless friends.

    :drinker:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    People usually want to touch my *ahem* girls and stroke my hubby's beard....:blushing:
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    they have a name for men without beards...women

    bahahahaha ^^perfect. As you can see in my profile pic, I am a fan of men with beards. Sadly, the government is taking his beard away from me. :cry:
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    I used to be a Rev war reenactor. And the uniform I wore kind of made me like like a elf. And I was at a school doing a promo about what we do and one of the kids asked if I was Santa? I (using a fair imatation of Arnolds voice) said to him "Santa? no I am not Santa...good boys and girls get gifts for Christmas morning...BAD BOYS 7 Girls get ME! I am Santa's storm tropper!!!!!
    And the kids got all silent, and the teacher rushed me out of the room. I thought it was funny!
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    in for some stroking!!
  • LarryDUk
    LarryDUk Posts: 279 Member
    in for some stroking!!

    Hello there! :flowerforyou:
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    @ Cristy the eyes did it...you have my attention LOL
  • sparkle814
    sparkle814 Posts: 78 Member
    When my youngest was in Daycare, I was picking her up after work. I had kneeled over to tie her shoes and there were a bunch of other kids around. One little boy tentatively reached out and touched the top of my head. When I didn't stop him, there was a slight hesitation and then about 6 kids all reached out at the same time to touch my bald head.

    Ahhahahahahah that's awesome!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    *beardless and still twice the man of the rest of you*
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    in for some stroking!!

    Hello there! :flowerforyou:


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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Oh my god, it was probably my husband. He likes to compliment people on their beards. He also has a beard.

    Beard.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    @ Cristy the eyes did it...you have my attention LOL

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  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    When my youngest was in Daycare, I was picking her up after work. I had kneeled over to tie her shoes and there were a bunch of other kids around. One little boy tentatively reached out and touched the top of my head. When I didn't stop him, there was a slight hesitation and then about 6 kids all reached out at the same time to touch my bald head.

    that is awesome.
  • JenToms80
    JenToms80 Posts: 373 Member
    Im loving the beard!

    :happy:
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    *beardless and still twice the man of the rest of you*

    You misspelled woman.

    :laugh:

    Just kidding.

    No I'm not. Drop your pants and stand behind your claim.
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    fixed
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    Oh no. You had it right. I was just ragging on Whierd.

    I'm trying to shame him into growing a beard so he can join the ranks of men. ;)
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    Sorry I have 2 brain cells left that are strangling each other. Well also flaoting in a hops and bong water mixure does not help much
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    This has never happened to me. I don't react well to strangers trying to touch me anyways.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    This has never happened to me. I don't react well to strangers trying to touch me anyways.

    Pretty sure if someone tried to touch your "beard" it might be construed as sexual harrassment.
  • doc19822
    doc19822 Posts: 83 Member
    agreed

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