How average were you this festive season?
"Weight loss experts" (who sell a pill) and the Daily Mail claim the "average" person in Britain will eat 38,000 calories over the 8 day period, including 3,000 calories of sweets, seconds and thirds at Christmas, and 16 cans of lager, 9 "glasses" of wine, and 2 "glasses" of champagne tonight. They claim the "average"…