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Dating Issues... Dealing with "I WANT MORE GRANDKIDS!"
So I am a widower and have two kids. They are my world. I also have amazing parents who live close by and help watch the kids. However my mom is forever trying to hook me up on dates and constantly, casually, mentions how badly she wants more grandbabies. Anyone else deal with this? I of course have told my mom that I will…
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Looking for friends who are as messed up as me...
Looking for friends who don't mind that I curse a lot, talk dirty often, sometimes post drunk, and like to kill my own dinner. I'm like the dirty version of Tebow but with a beard and actual football skills. Send me a friend request cause i will be to lazy to go back and check this. Unless I start drinking.
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If I make it through September
Hi. Looking for supportive friends. September is a pretty rough month for me. 5 years ago this September I lost my wife giving birth to our baby girl. Still struggle with that loss most days and September is just horrible. Hoping to make friends with other widowers or anyone who can just be supportive when I freak out or…
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slap, bite, date, marry, join their gang or snicker at.
HEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE Early afternoon boozing is fun!
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Rub adub a dub dub dub
Rub abubd dub dub noit in the tub been drunking this saturday night wqhoohooo
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Protein powder and booze...
Do you think those two would taste well together? What about Jack Daniels and Protein powder?
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If your drunk and you know it...
If your drunk and you know it clap your hands. If your drunk and you know, midnight rambling text to your ex will really show it, if your drunk and you know it clap your hands.
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Lifting and Cardio
So.... Not to start a war... But what is everyone's opinion on the best way to get in shape. Lots of heavy lifting and little cardio (like lifting 5 times a week, 60-120 minutes hitting different body parts on diff days and then doing 15-30 minutes of cardio) or lots of cardio (like 60-90 minutes a day) and a little…
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Filthy Perverts
Whatever happened to all the filthy perverts on here? Am I the only one left? SIGH! Even my FL list rarely talks filth anymore. I see no reason to keep on. I may just throw myself off a bridge and into a giant thing of ice-cream. Or just eat baked lentils in a bean bag chair. Whatever.
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Drink and drink more
My sisters condition has gotten worse adn this is just crap. I aint takign another sobber breath tonight. Who joins me in drinks? Lets drink until we cnat no more.
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Texas Folk?
Just seeing how many of my Texas people are here. Would be cool (even though I doubt its possible) to do a Texas MFP meet up the way the CHIVE does.
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Send me a beer!
I think the title says it all. If not a beer I bet we can think of something better! :wink: But seriously sobriety is killing me! lol
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The Best Weight Loss Plan EVER!
So, I have decided to lose weight by drinking massive amounts of alcohol and finding numerous FWBs. If this doesn't lead to weight loss I am blaming it on Dr. Oz, or Phil, or Oprah or the Mayans. Those Mayans messed me up bad with their 2012 prediction! (edited for younger audiences, viewers desecration advised)
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The filthy friend you always wanted
Ok, Ill just say it.. I am filthy. I talk dirty a lot, use the F word a lot, and just say crazy junk 24/7. I wonder how i evern keep a friend on here. But if thats your cup a tea... Friend me! :devil: :wink: Or at least buy me booze. Sobriety is for losers.
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MAJOR NSV!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greatest of any one ever!
I am a pretty fit guy and I am proud of all I can do and the goals i am shattering. However I have topped everyone with my latest victory! I actually (gasp) ran for 30 minutes WITHOUT music. I am the very first person on the planet, I am sure, to run on a treadmill with out music. Please give me booze or something even…
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Wanted: Friends as Filthy As Me!
So I could use a few more friends. I am totally unfiltered on my page, cuss a lot, and talk dirty a lot. If that's not your cup of tea keep on walking. But if it is hit me up. I promise to offend you at least once a day. ;-)
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The filthy friend you always wanted...
Im looking for a few more friends. I aint PC, I am a sex talking, cussing cowboy who aint filtered (not on here). I am also a single widowed dad raising two little ones one my own and needing to lose 20 or so pounds. I dont always log on everyday cause I am busy with work, the kids and volunteering but I am still a good…
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Redneck
Looking to make more friends on here. My name is Hunter. i am a widowed dad of two, just turned 37 and needing to lose a little weight. My kids are my world and my life revolves around them. As a friend on here I will do my best to support you but it comes with a warning. I am as far away from PG as possibly. Lots of…
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Advice Please
Ok, I am a former soldier and a lifetime gym rat (more or less) and I have ALWAYS ALWAYS done lifting then cardio. So i join this new gym because they will let my 10 year old workout (it is da bomb diggity bomb working out with my son!!!!!!) and the the lady who runs the joint gives him 8 free one hour sessions with a…
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Congrats to the Redneck
Yes yes i am awesome. it has been over a month and I haven't been banned from the boards. I haven't dropped one Fbomb, had one drunken rant, nor have I talked about the birds and the bees getting busy! Where the beesting is my parade? Or at least a back rub? SIGH!
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Hey! Thats my drunk pervy friend!
Here I am, the friend you always dreamed about. Big beard, redneck, uncensored, drunk, filthy minded and filthy mouthed. The friend that makes you ashamed to have others see your page because of all the F bombs I have dropped. The friend that makes you think: What does that beard feel like? So friend me. I need someone to…
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MFP Wife
Now taking applications for my MFP wife (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.: 1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less 2. To gripe about me getting drunk 3. To badger me into doing whatever you want 4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3) 5. To be supportive…
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KCCO
Ok this is no advertising or nothing. This is just a drunk guy reviewing. Wow its hard o type when you drink on an empty stomach! It hits you way fast. REVIEW!! KCCO Black Lager awesome. Smooth and good. The CHIVE has scored! No idea why there is a ostrich on the bottle. ODD! But good beer. Will be drinking homemade…
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Wanted: friends who like crazy rednecks
Hey, my name is Hunter and I am finally allowed to post again! Nope no more cussing for me. I have reformed my ways. Ok, well, I will still cuss a lot on my page but that's totally different. And I will try and stay sober, but I did make some moonshine the other night and I feel my sobriety pledge expired about the time I…
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The nicest ***hole you will ever meet.
I talk dirty a lot, cuss a lot, and have no filter... but I am a nice guy. I am a widower, 2 kids and a nephew I am raising on my own, and I could use some friends. I am not the most supportive but I do what I can. Life is busy with 3 kids! ps: if I used to know you please add me, but even if I don't know you I would like…
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The Bearded One Returns
Some of you on here will know me when you see my profile pic. I deleted my profile a few weeks ago (and my Kik). At the time my sister's husband (my sister is in a coma) was thinking of taking her off life support. I couldn't deal with it. I've already lost a wife (may you rest in peace honey, I love you till the end of…
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Need Friends
I am not really new, but just came back. My name is Hunter. I am 36, widower, raising my two kids and my nephew. I am not always the best encourager. But if your looking for an unfiltered friend who cusses and talks about sex pretty much 24/7 then I am your guy. The only time I am filtered is when I am around kids or…
