Hey! Thats my drunk pervy friend!

Here I am, the friend you always dreamed about. Big beard, redneck, uncensored, drunk, filthy minded and filthy mouthed. The friend that makes you ashamed to have others see your page because of all the F bombs I have dropped. The friend that makes you think: What does that beard feel like? So friend me. I need someone to get drunk with. But warning... Don't drink moonshine and beer and work out the next day. 40ish minutes into my usual 90 minute workout and I was spewing. And not in the good way!