In the same week, I got a promotion and started sleeping with a coworker. I am now said co-worker's boss [we were in different...uh...departments]. The stats: This promotion is effectively a trial run at what will become a much bigger gig in early 2015. So the job is important. Also, she is incredibly attractive and I am…
Ever since trying my first Burger King Whopper in 1986, I've been absolutely in love. But all of the Whoppers with a medium Pepsi for just $.99 more have added a few inches to my waistline. So I'm publicly announcing my intention to lose 25 pounds on the Burger King diet. Between now and May, I will eat only half of a…
