Where_Is_Herb Member

Spot on. Don't be a knob. 10am sounds perfect.

I remember when the NFL was enjoyable.

If you list an item, you're obligated to sell it for that price to the first person. That's not yard sale etiquette. That's just decent human being etiquette.

Damn. I know this one.

That's cool. I chose alcoholism to recover from a crippling heroin addiction. If only I'd just picked food.

Why not combine the two with this?

On the other hand, I just worked 15 hours today. So maybe this whole thing will work itself out.

Double entendre.

Guess.

I would love to talk bourbon, but don't have the time to go through what I keep at home right now. I will say this: If you want an interesting [though expensive] bourbon experience, give Hudson Baby Bourbon a try. Small batch produced, and only available in 375mL bottles. Their process is pretty incredible. Besides being…

When I played Skyrim, I stopped eating for about seventeen days. Just scotch and a controller.

Booze.

My buddy's parents were murdered in front of him when he was a child and he didn't become Batman, you monster. Have a heart.

Sheetz for life.

Have you read I, Robot? We need to stop giving the machines brains.

Who visits a city to go to a shopping mall?

No, but I've seen Dear Zachary so thanks for bringing the mood down.

I'm not a crush-ologist, but if you crush on the regular, your friends don't want to be around you. Something about being 'engaged' implies that smashing other people is okay and temporary, and something about being divorced or widowed suggests that doing the stuff is presumed, but when you are married, crushing is a part…

Get out of here, Bryan Stow! LA Dodgers for life!

They aren't creepy, but they aren't very good either.

Depends on how much clean headroom you want. Headroom is the volume in which the amp starts to overdrive [distort] the signal from your guitar. A high-end Fender model, like the Twin series, is very difficult to overdrive. That said, the signal from your iPod will contain bass, which is a huge distorting agent for an…

I am pretty consistent but sometimes I wind up at a Burger King and end up crashing my diet with apps. Whether I go with onion rings, chicken, apple, and cranberry salad, or sometimes even just plain ol' french fries, Burger King has all of the apps that I want before chomping into a juicy, flame-broiled Whopper® burger.

What a Herb.

Did you know that McDonald's once gave out Pokemon cards with Happy Meals?! McDonald's! What a joke of a restaurant. Why would anyone ever want to go to McDonald's when the option of a flame-broiled Whopper at Burger King is a superior option?! It's a meal in itself!

It took me until 1986 to try my first Whopper...and now you are telling me I have to try another burger? No thanks.

Is that you, Dave Thomas? You and your harlot daughter should get out of here while you can. Until you even get to 50 years of success, you can just stay frosty out there.

Cheddar on cookies? Maybe if it was cheddar on a juicy, flame-broiled Whopper... Mmm...beef patty on a sesame seed bun with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and sliced onion... Have it your way...