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WoodChuckNorris
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What is the strangest thing your dog has partially consumed, then later surprised you with? I just had to pick up hair, an ink pen and a shoe insert....
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lmao...the little red thing around the edges of bologna...nope they don't digest it and nope it isn't fun to pull it out the rear...lmao0
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A paper towel that had bacon grease on it... it looked like pulling one of those Clorox Wetwipes out of the tube.0
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My pug ate a dryer sheet. He was trying to pass it (in the house!) and we saw this white stuff sticking out of his a@# and had no idea until we started to tug on it (I know gross!!!) what it actually was. Then we couldn't stop laughing!!0
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A golf ball.... Thought my Rottweiler had worms, Nope... Just rubber bands. LOL
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My dog ate a diamond and pearl earring. Just FYI stomach acids and who knows what else, is not good on pearls. I did find it. About half the size it used to be!0
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A pair of baby socks.0
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my dog eats the toys that are string all the time...and it comes out when he goes to the bathroom then he scoots around the yard because he cant get it all the way out lol he always LOVES to eat q- tips...and tissues lol0
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My dog ate a tube sock, threw it up days later, and then ate it again before we had a chance to get to it. We caught it the second time around
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He also trys eats his poopies as soon as they exit. Yuck!!!!0 -
A door frame uggh so glad the puppy years are gone.0
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Not strange, but it does tick me off when they keep eating my oranges and apples and plums off my trees. I keep telling them those are for me. But nooooo, they dont listen.:ohwell:0
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Tinsel. A tassel for the a...well, you get it.0
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Letter to dog owners:
Dear Dog Owner,
I know you love your darling/sweet/awesome pooch. So do I usually. Please keep in mind all the rules that pertain to dogs for their safety and ours.
-Leashes in public places, unless otherwise specified by written or drawn signs.
-Please pick up their poop even if you live in fancy places where you think someone else in a uniform might be dying to do it.
-Please be mindful of the noise they make and do something to correct it BEFORE someone complains about it and you justify it to yourself by finding some way to label the complainer a douche or a betch.
-If you find restaurant or cafe signs that say "Dog Friendly" please take that as an invitation to enter with your pooch still on a leash and well behaved so that you don't need to tie them to a post outside. DO NOT misinterpret this to think that anyone inside there thinks setting your dog on the counter no matter how small is okay. Or to leave it off it's leash. Or to throw food on the ground to let your dog eat it from there and then make the floor slippery for people. Or to place a whole plate of food at your feet for your dog to eat and then pretend not to notice when your dog licks another patron's leg with a mouthfull of partially consumed people food.
Thank You.
Sorry to sound mean or anything but it's just kind of hard to look sexy walking around venice/santa monica on a romantic date when you've got a slime leg of gooey jamaican omelette residue down your calf.0 -
A paper towel that had bacon grease on it... it looked like pulling one of those Clorox Wetwipes out of the tube.
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The insides of my son's diaper, not to mention I found this with my bare foot. It was like stepping into those water crystals that they used to sell in the mall for indoor plants... just nasty.0
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Well she didn't consume it but I caught her chewing on a ummmm...lady fun toy...lol. Oh my god, I was so embarrassed even though nobody else was there!0
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Poo.
Which it vomited up.
Then it ate the poo vomit.
No chocolate mousse for me that month!0 -
This is my CHANCE!
Letter to dog owners:
Dear Dog Owner,
I know you love your darling/sweet/awesome pooch. So do I usually. Please keep in mind all the rules that pertain to dogs for their safety and ours.
-Leashes in public places, unless otherwise specified by written or drawn signs.
-Please pick up their poop even if you live in fancy places where you think someone else in a uniform might be dying to do it.
-Please be mindful of the noise they make and do something to correct it BEFORE someone complains about it and you justify it to yourself by finding some way to label the complainer a douche or a betch.
-If you find restaurant or cafe signs that say "Dog Friendly" please take that as an invitation to enter with your pooch still on a leash and well behaved so that you don't need to tie them to a post outside. DO NOT misinterpret this to think that anyone inside there thinks setting your dog on the counter no matter how small is okay. Or to leave it off it's leash. Or to throw food on the ground to let your dog eat it from there and then make the floor slippery for people. Or to place a whole plate of food at your feet for your dog to eat and then pretend not to notice when your dog licks another patron's leg with a mouthfull of partially consumed people food.
Thank You.
Sorry to sound mean or anything but it's just kind of hard to look sexy walking around venice/santa monica on a romantic date when you've got a slime leg of gooey jamaican omelette residue down your calf.
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Back in the 80's our new puppy ate the wire from my husband's expensive headphones. We woke up to find the headphones sitting on the stand with a piece of cord hanging, then nothing, and then the jack that was attached to the receiver! He ate everything in between a 1/4 of cord from the set all the way to the jack! He also consumed one red marker (he left a big red stain on the floor and his two front paws where no longer white but red), and the back of my shoes. After that he quit being destructive but all his life (he lived 17 years) he had a bad habit of collecting tissues and storing them under the bed and if you tried to get them when he was around he would become protective of his stash. Crazy dog! Can't help but love them anyway.0
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Many years ago we had a dog that liked to eat carpeting.... he would find a spot near the edge and start to unravel it, then eat it.... that was never pretty when it came out!0
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My parents' poodle likes to eat underwear. A lot. One time they were at obedience training and she decided to crap out one of my sister's g-strings.
We had another dog that ate a big container of blue glitter. It was the prettiest, sparkliest poop ever!0 -
used to keep chewing my socks (clean or dirty).
Found long pieces of thread from chewing on a carpet runner. It's the less fun version of a clown pulling never ending hankies out of his mouth.0 -
A red knee sock ........ I didn't even know she ate it, until it started coming out the other end :laugh:0
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This is gross, so scroll down if you have a weak stomach.
A used tampon.0 -
Bits of plastic from a Nylabone. Bright orange Nylabone pieces all over the backyard! And neon pink something that we're still not 100% sure where it came from. Maybe a plush toy? Didn't investigate that one close enough to be sure.0
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I have seen all kinds of crazy things but probably the strangest was the feminine hygiene products mixed in with my jig skirts. it looked liked frilly torpedos coming out... lol Or maybe the mini super ball...0
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My pit ate the leather side off my couch as a puppy, the whole side, he didn't chew it up he ate it and later pooped it out. He also eats wood, again doesn't chew it and make a mess he will eat it. He also eats stuffing from his toys, it's nice cause he doesn't make a mess just eats the mess lol and he eats ropes which is never fun to pull out if his bum. He eats bones from the trash if I forget to put it up. He eats tennis balls, he will rip and eat the fuzz off them then bite down on the whole ball till it cracks then he will eat the rubber. He eats golf balls, he breaks the plastic off in order to eat it. And any other rubber toy he will rip apart to eat it. I honestly have no idea how he has never been sick. As a puppy he used to try and eat my dirty undies and used feminine hygiene products, I think that's by far the strangest
And my boxer mix likes to eat raw meat. I left her alone with a plate of raw hamburger patties and she ate the whole plate in like 30 seconds.0 -
a tire. well, part of a tire. Steel belted.0
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A paper towel that had bacon grease on it... it looked like pulling one of those Clorox Wetwipes out of the tube.
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My dog has done the eat poop, then vomit it back up thing too. Once right beside my dad's head when he was laying on the floor...0 -
Paper towels, tissues. At some point we could find his poops in the backyard by just looking for white stuff.
He also has a taste for My Little Pony and Barbies.0
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