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Will I Always be a Total Square?
As a geometric figure I sometimes find myself ogling enviously the delicate curves of an oval, or the whip thin angles of an isosceles triangle, and I can't help but think... will I always be a total square? I'm as wide as I am tall, I have stout corners, but the line segments connecting my points make me look squat and…
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Good news, there is a God, and she is a drinker
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/08/women-drinkers-gain-less-weight/?em And she apparently likes husky guys. Enjoy the article, I'm going to go back to being hungover.
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Unconventional Nordic Exercise
Lo, there! I am Hrothulf, son of Hrothdel, son of Hrofric, son of Ulfric, son of Urdelchai, who was the great-great-grandson of Grenhrothulchai, first king of the Geats-Men. As I sit here, drinking the finest mead upon my gilded throne, fashioned from the skulls of mine enemies and wild beasts and the feral and strange…
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And now, me.
I've been here for nearly a month. It doesn't count until you upload a picture. So I did. It's a picture of me doing two of my favorite things: drinking and smoking. Don't worry, I ordered a salad that night, and I'm done with smoking for the most part... and I'm trying to trim the drinking. Carry on. -Ryan
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Drinking Salt Water?
(For those who missed my post yesterday: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/82221-unconventional-nordic-exercise) DISCLAIMER: I am exploring topics of weight loss, nutrition and self-image through absurdist allegory. It keeps me coming back to the site, and maybe it distracts people from agonizing over the more…
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Too much iron?
I need to preface this post by announcing that I am a robot, well technically a cyborg, but it's the robot parts that are throwing me off. I look human, appearing very much as the strong silent type, I'm very, very muscular looking, but those organic features are purely cosmetic and all my strength actually comes from my…
