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Recognizing insanity!
The people I envy the most are those who can determine the character of another quickly. We got a new boss at a place I worked at. Two people left shortly thereafter. They were decent workers but they knew something wasn't right with the new boss from the get go. I admire that so much. Not me though. Nope, I figured the…
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Ever notice.........
That you work hard all week exercising, watching calories, and sodium. Then finally you show a loss of .4 lbs! The next day that rascal jumps 5 lbs. The slowly carefully you start the cycle again. Never a smooth trip.
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I didn't recognize my shadow!
I was playing golf in the bright son today when I saw my shadow. Is that me? I started doing different poses; Front, side, and variations of those keeping an eye on my shadow. I think the other 3 golfers thought I was going nuts or maybe about to do some animal silhouettes with my hands. Then I asked some age old…
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Me and the Mower!
Well it's that time of year again. I look at mowing way differently than before. It's not a chore it's an opportunity to burn some calories. I think my neighbors wonder why I'm mowing so much. I use a self propelled mower now. In the past it was a 10 horsepower riding mower and in the past I weighed more than 350 pounds.…
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Parental Quip!
"Children should be abandoned at an early age. So that they are the only ones disappointed."
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Goodbye to you (300s)
Sincere apologies to Scandal! Those times I weighed for you were not so long ago I wanted you gone more than you would ever know I want you to know that I feel it too! Guess it something I had to lose It’s no pity to part with you Goodbye to you! Goodbye to you! Could I loved someone like the one I saw in you I remember…
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My brother is on the Hot Dog diet
Oh, he's lost weight. He's a smart guy and yet I wonder how he finds these weird diets. Then I see folks on the Protein Cleanse. UH! Then my brother was talking about the 3 diet, one day you eat 3 hot dogs, next day 3 servings of fish, next day 3 servings of something else. Then there are those short cuts, Get rid of 10…
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Binging today!
Thank Goodness I only buy healthy foods or this would be bad. Ate all the turkey burgers and almost all the salad. Now where's my water.
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Improving my game!
Thought this should come under motivation. I was at a convenience store when I saw this girl tossing her hair in the wind trying to get it to look nice. So I say, Hey it looks great! She comes over to me. Have we met. I say I don't know. I'm all over on the east side. Then she asks what do you do. I'm an Accountant. She,…
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Your Station in life!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. One of the other patrons calls out, #12. The crowd laughs. Then another customer shouts #22 and the crowd roars. The guy asks the fellow next to him what's going on. Well, we've told these jokes so many times that we just give them a number. Oh says the guy. He decides to give it…
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I'm going to make this!
Irish Cream Liqueur Half of a 750 ml. bottle of Jameson’s Irish whiskey (or any Irish whiskey you like) 1 14-oz. can sweetened condensed milk (NOT evaporated milk…see the link in Kel’s comment below) 1 cup heavy cream 4 eggs 2 Tbls. chocolate syrup 2 tsp. instant espresso 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1/2 tsp. almond extract
