You Might Be a Keto Dieter if.....

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  • Abm4n
    Abm4n Posts: 529 Member
    You notice teethmarks in the slab of butter you keep in the fridge.
  • Abm4n
    Abm4n Posts: 529 Member
    When you go supermarket shopping you walk straight past the bakery and fruit and veg section and make a beeline for the meat, delicatessen and dairy goods.
  • WhatLouAte
    WhatLouAte Posts: 155 Member
    If you add potassium salt to your morning coffee and daily bottle of water.
  • Lillith32
    Lillith32 Posts: 483 Member
    If every couple of weeks you need a whole new wardrobe, and you're beginning to have a love/hate relationship with clothes shopping.
  • NikaChartrand
    NikaChartrand Posts: 35 Member
    I love this thread so freaking much! It keeps me laughing the whole time I'm reading!!
  • NikaChartrand
    NikaChartrand Posts: 35 Member
    edited February 2018
    Side note, I have plenty of qualms about taking a spoonful of coconut oil or butter straight but I'll still do it! :D
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    Abm4n wrote: »
    You notice teethmarks in the slab of butter you keep in the fridge.

    Well in my house maybe it's more like finger track through the top of the butter in the butter dish. Also eating 3 long pepperonis straight out of the freezer (I like them better when they are very firm (almost hard frozen).
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