The Easy Way To Lose Weight! Smh

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  • carom
    carom Posts: 188 Member
    @becwana - "In my long and extensive career as a serial dieter" love it! that's me too :)
  • camtosh
    camtosh Posts: 898 Member
    RalfLott wrote: »
    @aylajane - Could you train your inner ingredient sucker to target only those substances known to promote health, happiness, and longevity?

    BACON!

  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    LOL
  • mandycat223
    mandycat223 Posts: 502 Member
    I'm confused. Where is the container labeled "Hostess Twinkies?" They're just as nutritious as that mound-o-mac-and-cheese and lots tastier.
  • Kimo159
    Kimo159 Posts: 508 Member
    That protein portion is sooo soo sad. Even when I was eating carbs I would have the protein and carb amounts switched. They also could have taken a better pic of brown rice, that rice looks slimy?
  • aylajane
    aylajane Posts: 979 Member
    RalfLott wrote: »
    @aylajane - Could you train your inner ingredient sucker to target only those substances known to promote health, happiness, and longevity?

    I can sure try :)
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
    RalfLott wrote: »
    aylajane wrote: »
    I have been known to lick Doritos to get the taste without the carbs/calories... Not a proud moment.

    It's a win-win - all of the addiction with none of the calories for you, and all the calories and none of the orange for the racoons and birds. No cause for shame.

    You guys are hilarious. This reminds me - have any of you read The Dorito Effect? I got the audiobook to listen to. Pretty fascinating stuff about how the SAD (Standard American Diet) came to be known, and a lot about the origins of flavors we never knew we wanted (Doritos, etc.), the story of the prize-winning chicken, and more.
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
    @bjwoodzy **facepalm** that's what SAD stands for! Thank you! I should learn to ask instead of wonder...
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
    Google helped me ;)
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    I'm still learning the acronyms too @RowdysLady !! Lol! @DittoDan made a list of some of them a while back!
  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    @bjwoodzy **facepalm** that's what SAD stands for! Thank you! I should learn to ask instead of wonder...

    Stick around long enough, you'll learn all the lingo ;)
  • KenSmith108
    KenSmith108 Posts: 1,967 Member
    Here's the first diet aid I can remember

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    >:) or o:)
  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
    Here's the first diet aid I can remember

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    >:) or o:)

    Omg I always think of this lol my mom had it and my sister and I used to play it like it was a game lol
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    bjwoodzy wrote: »
    RalfLott wrote: »
    aylajane wrote: »
    I have been known to lick Doritos to get the taste without the carbs/calories... Not a proud moment.

    It's a win-win - all of the addiction with none of the calories for you, and all the calories and none of the orange for the racoons and birds. No cause for shame.

    You guys are hilarious. This reminds me - have any of you read The Dorito Effect? I got the audiobook to listen to. Pretty fascinating stuff about how the SAD (Standard American Diet) came to be known, and a lot about the origins of flavors we never knew we wanted (Doritos, etc.), the story of the prize-winning chicken, and more.

    I don't know...I have some reservations.... how can you do scratch 'n sniff/taste with an audiobook? Is there a chapter on Olestra and its highest incarnation in Wow! Doritos?

    PS. There are some precious pix posted in this awe-inspiring, yet near-emetic, collection, such as diet water and everything-free whipped peanut something, to scratch but the tip of the iceburger:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10387599/share-some-of-the-crazy-underhanded-or-bizarre-food-labeling-and-packaging-youve-come-across/p1

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  • kmn118
    kmn118 Posts: 313 Member
    The diabetes educator I consulted with showed me this very product as a great tool to use for portion control.
  • kmn118
    kmn118 Posts: 313 Member
    @RalfLott Isn't Olestra the ingredient that "may cause anal leakage"?
    My friends and I got many, many snickers from that warning.
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    I'm seeing these bowls everywhere I go now! Were even in the checkout lane at Wal-Mart today!

    Yes the Olestra comes with that warning! It came in a prescribed form (can't remember the name), and my OBGYN gave me samples (many years ago) with the instructions of "don't trust a fart"!! Lol! I was too scared and never took any of it!! Haven't ever tried any of those chips with it either!
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
    Here's the first diet aid I can remember

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    yroy1h16y1a0.jpg

    6bijdkuez91c.jpg

    >:) or o:)

    Um....I may have owned that....
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    I think I owned that too @RowdysLady !

    @RaftLott, the medicine wasn't "olestra" (can't recall the actual name of it), but it did the same thing! Supposed to keep the body from absorbing some of the fat we eat. But when warned that underwear can be stained from "greasy gas" lol!, I never took it! Wish I could remember the name! I don't even know if it's still used!
  • SamandaIndia
    SamandaIndia Posts: 1,577 Member
    Xenical may be the pharmaceutical... from a close personal friend of mine .... makes you fart butter
  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
    My SO has crohns and had a resection done of his terminal ileum because of that he doesn't absorb much of the fat he eats, I don't know why any doctor would prescribe medication to cause that effect. So sad
  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
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    >:) or o:)

    Yep that's the stuff. The damage that stuff would cause with prolonged use could cause serious issues for people.
  • SamandaIndia
    SamandaIndia Posts: 1,577 Member
    Apparently Alli is a remarketed version of Xenical, that reduces less fat (15% rather than 30%) so that it minimises those, umm... err.. side effects. My friend knows way too much!
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
    Karlottap wrote: »
    I think I owned that too @RowdysLady !

    @RaftLott, the medicine wasn't "olestra" (can't recall the actual name of it), but it did the same thing! Supposed to keep the body from absorbing some of the fat we eat. But when warned that underwear can be stained from "greasy gas" lol!, I never took it! Wish I could remember the name! I don't even know if it's still used!

    They still that over the counter now....it's Alli. The script brand is Xenecal
  • Sunny_Bunny_
    Sunny_Bunny_ Posts: 7,140 Member
    Xenical may be the pharmaceutical... from a close personal friend of mine .... makes you fart butter

    I just did a for real lol and not a internet one that was just in my head. :wink:
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,436 Member
    Yep, Xenical! Nasty, imo!
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
    edited June 2016
    LOL'd for real @ $hlt the Bed hot sauce
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