You know you are on the keto diet/woe when...
dawnz75
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Chunky salsa becomes your vegetable and main carb source for a meal.
Quick lunch? Precooked ground beef in microwave, salsa, sour cream...done, full, happy...
Quick lunch? Precooked ground beef in microwave, salsa, sour cream...done, full, happy...
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When the basket part of my shopping cart is full of bags of pork rinds. Or when eggs are doubled in price and will pay for only ONE dozen when I normally get 3.5
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When there are pickles in the fridge... but no juice left in the jar
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When half of your dinner is still on your plate because you are full!10
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When you are not afraid to eat FOUR eggs at a meal...8
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When you feel great!7
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You are trying not to make a scene or a huge mess as you fumble with your flimsy lettuce wrapped burger at your favorite fast food place!5
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When you are super excited that Easter is coming because now all the boiled eggs in the refrigerator will be pretty for a little while!4
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Easter! When you realize you have been thinking of real eggs instead of the cadbury variety...7
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When your doctor tells you for the first time in 25+ years that you are normal blood work wise and keep doing whatever you are doing and he will see you in 6 months instead of the normal 3.
When family starts doing video chats to learn how to keto.
When you can exercise for 2 hours and not really get tired.
When you silently cry inside in the grocery when you see other folks cart knowing they are poisoning themselves but it isn't your place to say anything.
When random people come up to you in said grocery and ask for eating and exercise tips. That one still freaks me out.
When food doesn't dictate your life and you can go a day+ without eating or thinking about food.24 -
The cravings are gone. You can actually make logical decisions about the food you choose to eat.18
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Bertolli Alfredo sauce becomes your new best friend... 1/4 to 1/2 cup over cooked veggie with meat makes a delicious addition. One bottle has lasted about 7 meals.
When you look more at carbs than prices when picking food items, carbs first, then see if I can live with the price.13 -
When you do not cut the fat off steak before grilling12
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when you order extra fat beef, to minc at your butcher5
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When Steak and eggs for breakfast is no longer a treat meal at a Diner or Restaurant, but a weekly occurrence in your home. 😋11
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When your shopping cart is empty until you get to meat/dairy section!10
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When you said, no to the office donuts that were brought in.11
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When you do the happy dance because they have a wicked sale on avocados! 🥑12
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You just lick straight salt grains.....8
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When a triple cheeseburger (no bun) is a perfect fit for lunch!11
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When it’s 2:30pm and you’ve consumed black coffee, sparkling water, 4 eggs and 1/2 pound of hamburger and feel like you’re living your best possible life.12
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I was so busy that I unintentionally fasted Thursday minus my morning coffee and my daily water intake. Never felt a tad bit hungry.
I did go mildly overboard today though and forced myself to eat. Morning coffee, cottage cheese and some peanuts at lunch, and a steak and broccoli for dinner. But even going a few hundred calories over today it's still less than what I'd eat across two days. It's so weird to never be hungry.8 -
When you spend your Saturday morning watching YouTube videos about leptin and ghrelin on tv instead of British murder mysteries. 😂7
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fallwalker wrote: »When you do not cut the fat off steak before grilling
Fat in meat used to gross me out. It’s amazing how your tastes can change once you are keto! I have no problem eating a marbled steak now or a fatty pork chop. Before I would have trimmed it and thrown half that stuff away (actually given it to my husband but he’ll eat anything!)
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When you ride 10 miles on your recumbent bike and you aren't tired or even hungry.8
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When you have a headache and you would normally reach for tylenol, but instead make a glass of ketoade...4
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When you have albacore with mayo on lettuce and the romaine tastes slightly sweet. Lettuce can be sweet?3
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When everyone u know tries to tell you that you need carbs and other nutrients that you miss doing keto
When u get tired of explaining the same thing over and over to people who never really listen, because they are too busy thinking of what they wanna say next
When you stop caring what other people know, or don't know, and let them struggle with their own misinformed weight loss journey14 -
you want to want sugar but can't bring yourself to pick up the can of frosting because you know it will hurt in the morning. (or overnight with acid reflux & gerd/heartburn)4
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When you order a pizza and what's left in the box are the crust🤪4
