Little humor for today ....

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  • bmeadows380
    bmeadows380 Posts: 2,981 Member
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    papayahed wrote: »
    Haha! I'm in the same boat with the undies. I have quite a number of underpants that are too big but I refuse to throw them out and buy new...because they are still good. On the other hand I dislike wearing them and what size do I buy?

    I've got that with bras - I went down so quickly in bra sizes that I have several "D" cups that are still in decent shape, so I hate to throw them out! But they are entirely too big now for me!
  • conniewilkins56
    conniewilkins56 Posts: 3,391 Member
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    Sitting on bleachers ( I spent literally years watching my daughter swim and my son playing football ) never bothered me....I had a nice cushion of fat to pad my bones on my butt....last week I sat on a wooden chair and I could feel my hip bone grinding into the chair!....I never thought I would have to supply my body with a pillow to sit on!....
  • conniewilkins56
    conniewilkins56 Posts: 3,391 Member
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    Not sure why but I thought of this today….years ago I had lost 122 pounds and was in a size 14 jeans….I was getting dressed and I grabbed my jeans and put my feet in them and started pulling them up…I got to my thighs and they would not go any higher….I tried again and no luck!….I thought , “what the hell is wrong with these pants?”… looking closer, I realized I was trying to squeeze into my daughters size 10 jeans!…
  • conniewilkins56
    conniewilkins56 Posts: 3,391 Member
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    Amen!
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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  • lauriekallis
    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
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    Vegeterian option? Celery?????
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    High fiber, low cal! Extra hydrating to boot! 😝
  • lauriekallis
    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
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    and so tall and slender :) not very flexible though :( I guess I'll just have to eat a-day-out-of-the-fridge celery :p
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 13,635 Member
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  • lauriekallis
    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
    edited October 2021
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    My second ever disagree. 😁 Darn jeans should just zip it!
  • Yoolypr
    Yoolypr Posts: 2,841 Member
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    Someone please tell me how to LOOSE weight! If I could loosen it I wouldn’t have to work so hard trying to LOSE it.
  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 13,635 Member
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    You would then be a larger looser! Don't forget that it is against MFP's terms and conditions to comment on looser spelling! :lol:
  • lauriekallis
    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
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    I think you have to buy one of those old vibrating strap things like they had in the 50s and 60s and that'll loosen it all up
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    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
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  • Bella_Figura
    Bella_Figura Posts: 3,819 Member
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    @PAV8888 🤣🤣

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  • lauriekallis
    lauriekallis Posts: 4,632 Member
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    Perfect :D