You Might Be a Keto Dieter if.....
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You suddenly notice several shirts and pants have butter, fat and coconut oil splatters on them didn't come out in the wash. Laundry day must evolve! Am I the only one that consistently needs to wear a bib?0
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ScottLynn98 wrote: »You suddenly notice several shirts and pants have butter, fat and coconut oil splatters on them didn't come out in the wash. Laundry day must evolve! Am I the only one that consistently needs to wear a bib?
Nope- I have the same problem!! It looks like I was attacked by greasy children but it's just bc I'm a mess when I eat....
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At my favorite BBQ place, "Famous Dave's", they have a t-shirt that says something like this: "If it ain't all over you, it ain't BBQ!"
Dan the Man from BBQ Land0 -
These are great
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... you are looking for a healthy snack and grab pork rinds and bacon jerky.0
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...your dogs are named Butter, Bacon and Bourbon.
...you eat a chunk of butter while you sit across your sister in law, who is a Certified Diabetes Educator/Nutritionist
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....you worry about budgeting fruit into your diet, but think nothing of eating butter off a spoon0
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you have tiny burns on your hands/arms from frying eggs in butter0
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...you've failed at making oopsie bread and cauliflower pizza crust at least twice.0
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I love this thread.
You might be a keto dieter if... you order a bunless burger with an extra side of mayo0 -
...if you ask for extra butter and cheese on that steamed broccoli at the steakhouse...0
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...you send back the bread basket but ask for more butter!0
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you stun the 5 older men you are in a breakfast meeting with by ordering fried eggs, bacon and extra sausage....and then they all do the same0
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You say you're on a diet while eating chicken wings0
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family ask what you eat for breakfast..3 eggs,4 pieces bacon and half avocado...I say I know thats alot of FAT.....
the look on their face PRICELESS!!!!!0 -
When you're feeling extra fancy and use a crispy strip of bacon to stir your butter into a nice steaming mug of chicken broth.0
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DCpaleochick wrote: »...you've failed at making oopsie bread and cauliflower pizza crust at least twice.
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You take a month of days to figure out your exact perfect variation of your morning "bullet proof" hot beverage of choice - then proceed to drink it daily as if it were ambrosia!0
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You are running errands and need a snack so go to the grocery store to buy deli meat0
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These are great!0