I could never date someone who....

wbgolden
wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
edited October 4 in Social Groups
finish THAT ridiculous sentence, if you dare.

my answer: I could never date someone who can't laugh at how silly life and people can be.
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  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Swears all the time! I have an 11 year old and am a Chrisian lady.
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker:
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    ...isn't honest and intellectually curious.

    While I'm not entirely sure how much longer I'll be a bona fide member of this group, long live independence and individualism! :drinker:
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker:


    Hahahaha.
    I'm an interesting enigma!
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker:


    Hahahaha.
    I'm an interesting enigma!

    Shall we meet in Gondor, I'll fly over in my X-wing fighter, lol:laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker::smooched:


    Hahahaha.
    I'm an interesting enigma!

    Shall we meet in Gondor, I'll fly over in my X-wing fighter, lol:laugh: :flowerforyou:


    Mmmmmmmmm . . . the force is strong in this one!!!
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker::smooched:


    Hahahaha.
    I'm an interesting enigma!

    Shall we meet in Gondor, I'll fly over in my X-wing fighter, lol:laugh: :flowerforyou:


    Mmmmmmmmm . . . the force is strong in this one!!!

    :wink: elf, dwarf, or ewok?:blushing:
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
    Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
    Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
    Has never heard of the force!

    I'm officially interested....:laugh: :wink: :love: :smooched: :drinker::smooched:


    Hahahaha.
    I'm an interesting enigma!

    Shall we meet in Gondor, I'll fly over in my X-wing fighter, lol:laugh: :flowerforyou:


    Mmmmmmmmm . . . the force is strong in this one!!!

    :wink: elf, dwarf, or ewok?:blushing:


    Elf of course, height advantage. But don't quote me, I'll get back to you on that!

    I feel a presence, something I haven't felt in . . .
  • Couldn't date someone who isn't fit or trying to get fit, or has cankles, sorry it just freaks me out. Nor would I date someone who's favorite subject is themselves.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :laugh: This could turn into a long list...
  • Goldenwoof
    Goldenwoof Posts: 535 Member
    ...smokes.
    ...lies.
    ...is personality-free.
    ...is boring.
    ...refuses to let go of the past.
    ...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
    ...is paranoid.
    ...is jealous.
    ...can't handle the fact that I've got a lotta female friends.
    ...is a dog-hater.

    Oh, this list could go on and on. Maybe this explains why I'm single at 44. :)
  • I'm going to use a good bit from my Good Buddy Goldenwoof....

    ...smokes.
    ...lies.
    ...cheats
    ...is personality-free.
    ...is boring.
    ...takes themselves to seriously
    ...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
    ...is jealous.
    ...can't handle the fact that I've got a lotta male friends.
    ...can't handle that my kids will always come first

    Oh, and lives in Mom's basement. I'm too old to date a cellar dweller.
  • AccordingtoTodd
    AccordingtoTodd Posts: 197 Member
    I don't like someone who complains a lot
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    ...smokes.
    ...cheats.

    ...is a workaholic.
    ...has no concept of time management (i.e. isn't at least semi punctual).
    ...accepts my family (since I'm really close to them).

    Just a few. :)
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    ...smokes.
    ...lies.
    ...is personality-free.
    ...is boring.
    ...refuses to let go of the past.
    ...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
    ...is paranoid.
    ...is jealous.
    ...can't handle the fact that I've got a lotta female friends.
    ...is a dog-hater.

    Oh, this list could go on and on. Maybe this explains why I'm single at 44. :)

    I'm borrowing this list too...except for the 'lotta female friends' part. :laugh:
  • acasey0123
    acasey0123 Posts: 640 Member
    thought id never say this but i could never date someone who doesnt like to exericse or eat healthy
  • Alexagetsfit
    Alexagetsfit Posts: 313 Member
    1. is closed-mided.
    2. has a large ego.
    3. can't laugh at themselves.
  • dodger7977
    dodger7977 Posts: 108 Member
    Is cruel for the sake of being cruel, especially to animals.
    Doesn't understand sarcasm.
    Won't let me have my space when I need it.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    didn't drink, or had a low libido. i tried this once. enter miserable failure...
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
    ...smokes.
    ...lies.
    ...is personality-free.
    ...is boring.
    ...refuses to let go of the past.
    ...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
    ...is paranoid.
    ...is jealous.
    ...can't handle the fact that I've got a lotta female friends.
    ...is a dog-hater.

    Oh, this list could go on and on. Maybe this explains why I'm single at 44. :)

    Excellent list! Insert male friends for female friends though! Lol.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    has bigger boobs than me. And no I am not a lesbian.
  • JustEllieK
    JustEllieK Posts: 423 Member
    Is super mellow and unadventurous....BORING!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    1 is short (sorry but you must be taller than me if not you go in the little brother slot)
    2 doesnt like rock music
    3 doesnt like sci-fi/ fantasy
    4 is super romantic -sooo not my thing
    5 is super uptight
    6 doesnt like to go hang out and play pool I cannot be in the house all the time makes me nuttier than squirrel ****. lol
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Honestly...

    1. doesn't accept me for the person that I am
    2. doesn't accept my kids, my family, or my pets (because I will be giving up none of the above)
    3. doesn't realize that we are living two separate lives together (I have my own projects.)


    Now that I have formed this list, I realize that all we are really posting is the reasons why we broke up with our exes. Hmmm... :ohwell:
  • kimletton11
    kimletton11 Posts: 72 Member
    ...leaves the toilet seat up constantly.
    ...critiques me on my driving.
    ...isn't completely honest from the beginning.
    ...is addicted to video games.
    ...cannot accept me for who I am.
    ...wants to control me and is possessive.

    Need I go on??
  • kimletton11
    kimletton11 Posts: 72 Member
    double post :mad:
  • teamnevergoingback
    teamnevergoingback Posts: 368 Member
    ... is late all the time.
    ... calls me names.
    ... NEVER EVER calls when he says he is going to.

    Just dumped that one ^^^.
  • . . . . wants to stay in the same town/city/state/country for the rest of their lives
    . . . . is 5'10" or shorter (sorry but if you're not the same height at me, I just don't know if it would work)
    . . . . is narrow-minded
    . . . . would turn down a last-minute trip to anywhere
    . . . . wouldn't allow me to remain independent.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Doesn't want to travel
    Hates classical music (I listen to everything, but I'm a classically trained musician, so you have to at least be able to tolerate it)
    Is narrow-minded
    Can't walk for more than 10 minutes
    etc
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