Tell me something weird
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I can't stand body hair! Everything below the neck must go!!! I have found the working out in the extreme heat of Texas and having hairy legs, arms, chest is really nasty when you sweat. Removing the hair gives your muscles the appearance of much more definition.
Do you shave your arms?
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I refuse to enter the exit door of any facility. I just think it's frustrating and inconsiderate when people do it.
Also~ I shove EVERYTHING in my pillowcase.... EVERYTHING. Lube, condoms, extra t-shirt, bottles of water, a poncho, flashlight, extra pack of cigarettes and matches.
Why would you keep a poncho in your pillowcase? Too much lube being used?0 -
I can't stand body hair! Everything below the neck must go!!! I have found the working out in the extreme heat of Texas and having hairy legs, arms, chest is really nasty when you sweat. Removing the hair gives your muscles the appearance of much more definition.
Well, you're now the second man I know who is like this. I had a couple of dates with someone else the same. So I'll ask you the same question I asked him. Do you hate female body hair too??? And I mean, would you NOT have sex with a woman cos she had a strip? :bigsmile:
I guess I should say that I don't care for body hair on me. I don't mind if my woman has a strip just as long as it doesn't turn into an airport!0 -
I can't stand body hair! Everything below the neck must go!!! I have found the working out in the extreme heat of Texas and having hairy legs, arms, chest is really nasty when you sweat. Removing the hair gives your muscles the appearance of much more definition.
Well, you're now the second man I know who is like this. I had a couple of dates with someone else the same. So I'll ask you the same question I asked him. Do you hate female body hair too??? And I mean, would you NOT have sex with a woman cos she had a strip? :bigsmile:
For me, it's not my body - so it doesn't bother me.0 -
I can't stand body hair! Everything below the neck must go!!! I have found the working out in the extreme heat of Texas and having hairy legs, arms, chest is really nasty when you sweat. Removing the hair gives your muscles the appearance of much more definition.
Well, you're now the second man I know who is like this. I had a couple of dates with someone else the same. So I'll ask you the same question I asked him. Do you hate female body hair too??? And I mean, would you NOT have sex with a woman cos she had a strip? :bigsmile:
I guess I should say that I don't care for body hair on me. I don't mind if my woman has a strip just as long as it doesn't turn into an airport!
Trying to imagine a lady's vagina turning into an airport..0 -
I can't stand body hair! Everything below the neck must go!!! I have found the working out in the extreme heat of Texas and having hairy legs, arms, chest is really nasty when you sweat. Removing the hair gives your muscles the appearance of much more definition.
Well, you're now the second man I know who is like this. I had a couple of dates with someone else the same. So I'll ask you the same question I asked him. Do you hate female body hair too??? And I mean, would you NOT have sex with a woman cos she had a strip? :bigsmile:
I guess I should say that I don't care for body hair on me. I don't mind if my woman has a strip just as long as it doesn't turn into an airport!
Trying to imagine a lady's vagina turning into an airport..
LOL she didn't say Va Jay Jay, :laugh: :drinker:0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
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I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
omg I just busted out laughing at my desk. Thank you!0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
It's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth.0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
haha .. I don't know this either!0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
omg I just busted out laughing at my desk. Thank you!
That makes perfect sense. One can never be too careful when it comes to explosions near one's butt.
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I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
It's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth.
Ooooh okay. Don't they take that out when you get a tonsilectomy? Cuz if so then I don't have one and I'm blaming it on that. :bigsmile:0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
It's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth.
Exactly! Don't worry--it's not something dirty!! :laugh:0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
It's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth.
Ooooh okay. Don't they take that out when you get a tonsilectomy? Cuz if so then I don't have one and I'm blaming it on that. :bigsmile:
No, I think you may be thinking of adenoids, which are commonly removed when tonsils are. Most everyone has a uvula, and having it removed is very very rare.0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:laugh:0 -
I was born with an accessory navicular (an extra bone in my foot), my blood type is B-, and I have a bifid uvula (a split uvula--it's like an upside down Y). I had a doctor tell me that the chance of having all of these rare things AND being left-handed is 1 in 13 million or something ridiculous. So, of course, my brothers called me a freak when we were young.
At the risk of sounding uneducated....what is a uvula? LOL. Sorry, I didn't take human anatomy!
It's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth.
Ooooh okay. Don't they take that out when you get a tonsilectomy? Cuz if so then I don't have one and I'm blaming it on that. :bigsmile:
Ummm, pretty sure they don't take that out.0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
wow.
yeah, still wow.0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
OMG :laugh: :laugh: I needed that laugh0 -
I hate tomatoes.
I like my cereal a bit soggy.
I have a touch of OCD.
I have a really high pitched laugh... not like Fran Drescher but it's loud.
... and I too have an addiction to eargasms... except I run my Q-tips under cold water.
I'm 3/4 Italian and I can't stand tomatoes!! I have learned to deal with red sauce though.0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
wow.
yeah, still wow.
wow all you want but next time you sit on the toilet and there's cleaning product you'll think of me.0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
I kind of have a similar issue with mixing my pee with the person who didn't flush before me's pee in a urinal... I don't think it will explode but it just doesn't seem right.0 -
I'm a writer/editor by profession and studied English in undergrad and grad school, but have a typo in my tattoo that I'm keeping out of pure stubbornness and the irony makes me smile. The more my family and friends tell me to get it removed, the more I put lotion on it to make it shine.
I can also watch a movie, like it, but then not remember that I watched it and watch it again as if I never saw it; not the same for books though. Once I read something it sticks forever.
I hate the intimacy of boardrooms. The fact that you're presenting, but can still hear if someone's stomach is growling tweaks me out.
And we wonder why we're all single! :smokin:0 -
WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
I kind of have a similar issue with mixing my pee with the person who didn't flush before me's pee in a urinal... I don't think it will explode but it just doesn't seem right.
Completely agree!!!!! Ewwwwww..0 -
I'm a writer/editor by profession and studied English in undergrad and grad school, but have a typo in my tattoo that I'm keeping out of pure stubbornness and the irony makes me smile. The more my family and friends tell me to get it removed, the more I put lotion on it to make it shine.
I can also watch a movie, like it, but then not remember that I watched it and watch it again as if I never saw it; not the same for books though. Once I read something it sticks forever.
I hate the intimacy of boardrooms. The fact that you're presenting, but can still hear if someone's stomach is growling tweaks me out.
And we wonder why we're all single! :smokin:
what does your tattoo say and what is the typo?0 -
what does your tattoo say and what is the typo?
It's the one in my profile picture: "Some birds are not meant to be caged, thier wings are too bright.”
My artist got arrested during our session (my first), but he came back to finish since I came from out of town. He even joked about my needing to proof it (4 times) because he sucked at spelling. I was so focused on my hummingbird looking like a chick bird I just didn't catch it! Classic first inked story, so they typo is a keeper.0 -
my hair is naturally wavy so when it gets a bit on the long side it poofs out I guess it's the best way to describe it. and I HATE IT. I like to keep it short and I have some product like cream or pomade. I don't go crazy with it but I can't stand being outside my place with my hair being all outta control.0
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watched Beastmaster as a kid, the scene where they put that thing down the guys ear - yeah - I have never been able to fall asleep without something covering my ears.0
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WEllllllllllllllllll if you must know..
If the cleaning lady at work cleaned the restroom and I can still see the cleaning product in the toilet (like at this job she uses a purple product), I will flush the toilet 5 times (I don't care if I'm wasting water!!!) to make sure the chemicals in the product and the chemicals in my pee don't cause an explosion on my butt.
I mean, I don't even think it's possible but in my head, it's always made sense. Thankyouverymuch!
wow.
yeah, still wow.
wow all you want but next time you sit on the toilet and there's cleaning product you'll think of me.
I pee standing up. I don't have to touch anything, get close to anything to blow my butt up.
And I'll mix it together, I don't care, doesn't bother me. Makes cool colors0
