Online Dating Rules...
nolachick
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Ready? Set...Go! :glasses:
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If he looks like a serial killer in his profile photo, he probably is.0
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Always post n00ds.
ALWAYS.
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Must include "please do not send junk pics" in all profiles... unless you want a freakishly large 10-incher showing up in your IN box.0
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Must include "please do not send junk pics" in all profiles... unless you want a freakishly large 10-incher showing up in your IN box.
Welp, good advice... I'll stop sending pics.0 -
Always post atleast 1 pic that includes 12 people so they have a hard time finding you ... play where waldo with them lol0
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On your profile: Make sure you talk about how many crazy people you've met so far and how you are the only normal and sane person and how you can't believe that women (or men) are such liars and cheats and sluts.0
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For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
For Men: you must love romantic walks on the beach and shopping.0 -
Oh yeah...
Must use "easygoing" somewhere in your profile!0 -
Must mention that you like to go out and stay in.0
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Make sure to mention you have never done online dating and your trying something new. Or something along the lines of "My friends made me create this account"0
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Rule 1: Focus on offline dating activities.0
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Make sure to mention you have never done online dating and your trying something new. Or something along the lines of "My friends made me create this account"
LOL yep... you could even have your friends write your profile for you, and tell everyone that's what you did!0 -
Must mention that you like to go out and stay in.
hahaha i'm loving these answers :laugh:0 -
Make sure you post pictures of you that are 10 years old and 50 pounds smaller. :laugh:0
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I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.0 -
Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB0
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Must include "please do not send junk pics" in all profiles... unless you want a freakishly large 10-incher showing up in your IN box.
Welp, good advice... I'll stop sending pics.
OMG -- that was you? Bawahahah!0 -
I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
I don't like camping for more than one night due to me wanting to shower, I like fishing a lot, and I like NASCAR. I don't sit and watch it though, it's just on in the background while we listen for stuff they say that sounds dirty. :laugh:0 -
Make sure to talk about how rich you are and how if you're a gold digging b*tch to not bother messaging you. I saw that at least three times on a profile, lol..0
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I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
Lol
Also men must have one picture with a car...still far enough away so you have NO idea what you really look like and the car doesn't have to be yours.
Women..if you are tiny..bikini shot lying in bed is a must. If you are a BBW face shots only angled with chin up and camera taken from above!0 -
I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
Lol
Also men must have one picture with a car...still far enough away so you have NO idea what you really look like and the car doesn't have to be yours.
Women..if you are tiny..bikini shot lying in bed is a must. If you are a BBW face shots only angled with chin up and camera taken from above!
BBW??0 -
Don't worry about writing out words... use text speak whenever possible0
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big beautiful woman as the online sites call plus sized women0
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Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB
Hey I use the one night stand thing! It helps a lot!!0 -
I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
I'm sure Zoolander wouldn't mind watching people turn left all day...he'd be envious.0 -
lines like:
"Music is my life" (Make sure to list every band you have ever heard also).
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"My friends and family mean everything to me"
really get guys interested in your profile.0 -
How about in a men's profile- I want a long term relationship and I am only looking to meet my next wife. :noway: :noway:
Then in his 1st message, he asks my 5 year plan? and details his including his timeline of meeting his future wife. :noway: :noway:
Edited to add this:
I have seen all things awesome things in profiles this week- it makes me want to jump all their bones :noway:
The most private thing to admit- I got a rep. (I'm thinking reputation)
OR you spent a lot of time thinking about sex and how to get a sexy lady
OR that you don't like to talk to people since they are dumb
OR that you have no friends and want to meet a nice lady to fill your time0 -
"My friends and family mean everything to me"
really get guys interested in your profile.
hahah whats wrong with this? lol0 -
"My friends and family mean everything to me"
really get guys interested in your profile.
hahah whats wrong with this? lol
Every female on there has that exact line0 -
This is the winning thread for me so far today. It has made me chuckle MORE than once.0
