Online Dating Rules...
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I'm happy to say I don't have anything in my profile that any of the girls have complained about so far.
With that said, I'm utterly shocked how many girls are looking for "country boys" , like nascar, "Getting dirty" , fishing, camping and dozens of other things that most girls don't actually do, want to do, or would even do if you paid them. Hopefully you realize that you don't have to have EVERY SINGLE TRAIT in common with your prospective white trash prince for him to like you. I'm sure the pic of the boobs hanging out with your three kids in the background is good enough.0 -
I'm happy to say I don't have anything in my profile that any of the girls have complained about so far.
With that said, I'm utterly shocked how many girls are looking for "country boys" , like nascar, "Getting dirty" , fishing, camping and dozens of other things that most girls don't actually do, want to do, or would even do if you paid them. Hopefully you realize that you don't have to have EVERY SINGLE TRAIT in common with your prospective white trash prince for him to like you. I'm sure the pic of the boobs hanging out with your three kids in the background is good enough.
funny you say that cuz 90% of the guys who message me are country boys and i'm a city girl so i'm like WTF?0 -
ok lets get this thread back up and running...who here is doing online dating and how is it going? :bigsmile:
I am going to admit i've met a few guys online, only 1 of which seemed really compatible but now that that's fizzled I feel like I'm just wasting my time......0 -
ok lets get this thread back up and running...who here is doing online dating and how is it going? :bigsmile:
I am going to admit i've met a few guys online, only 1 of which seemed really compatible but now that that's fizzled I feel like I'm just wasting my time......
LOL...I am in the same boat as you...but it was entertaining reading the posts.0 -
But oh...for a man's profile put that you had "some college" us women like to see that you at least tried. Except when we ask you what college you went to and you name your HS :huh:0
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honestly, i stop reading after "some college".
but i'm interested to know if u women will entertain dating men who are
a. divorced
b. have kids
i've never dated either. two guys have contacted me that have both a and b above and they are nice and educated and everything but idk if i shud shoot them down just because they were divorced and have kids. hmmm.....thoughts?0 -
You should definitely write at least 2 paragraphs saying how funny and witty you are but not say a single things that is either funny or witty.
Don't forget to specify that you are looking for a real man, tired of the bar scene, and you want to find someone to spend time with and get to know because that's not always assumed. You should probably write at least 3 paragraphs explaining this.
Then you should probably write a few more paragraphs describing your ideal man, he will be sweet, honest, romantic, tall, dark, handsome, wealthy, faithful, funny, confident, good in bed, got at least 1800 on his SATs, drives a BMW, has a full head of hair, has successfully climbed Mt. Everest, is STD free, has won the lottery at least twice, and has at least a 10 inch dong.0 -
honestly, i stop reading after "some college".
but i'm interested to know if u women will entertain dating men who are
a. divorced
b. have kids
i've never dated either. two guys have contacted me that have both a and b above and they are nice and educated and everything but idk if i shud shoot them down just because they were divorced and have kids. hmmm.....thoughts?
Sounds to me like you're shrinking your dating pool... come down off that high horse and play with all the kids!!0 -
You should definitely write at least 2 paragraphs saying how funny and witty you are but not say a single things that is either funny or witty.
Don't forget to specify that you are looking for a real man, tired of the bar scene, and you want to find someone to spend time with and get to know because that's not always assumed. You should probably write at least 3 paragraphs explaining this.
Then you should probably write a few more paragraphs describing your ideal man, he will be sweet, honest, romantic, tall, dark, handsome, wealthy, faithful, funny, confident, good in bed, got at least 1800 on his SATs, drives a BMW, has a full head of hair, has successfully climbed Mt. Everest, is STD free, has won the lottery at least twice, and has at least a 10 inch dong.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'M dying here hahahahaahaha.0 -
honestly, i stop reading after "some college".
but i'm interested to know if u women will entertain dating men who are
a. divorced
b. have kids
i've never dated either. two guys have contacted me that have both a and b above and they are nice and educated and everything but idk if i shud shoot them down just because they were divorced and have kids. hmmm.....thoughts?
Sounds to me like you're shrinking your dating pool... come down off that high horse and play with all the kids!!
haha i have been told i have too many standards. I'm not a snob by any means, I promise, the divorced and kids thing actually is not something I view as bad. I mean divorced shows they are not afraid of committment and i love kids so I would have no problem with that.
I guess i'm thinking long run - i'm 26 and would like to be the first wife and have the first child with my first husband.0 -
But oh...for a man's profile put that you had "some college" us women like to see that you at least tried. Except when we ask you what college you went to and you name your HS :huh:
I graduated from S.U.
Subway University :laugh:0 -
Don't forget to whine about how girls always go for the bad boys, and that you're the classic "nice guy".0
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Don't forget to whine about how girls always go for the bad boys, and that you're the classic "nice guy".
i hate when guys do this! such a turn off!0 -
Don't forget to whine about how girls always go for the bad boys, and that you're the classic "nice guy".
i hate when guys do this! such a turn off!
Then they berate you when you don't message them back.
Yes, you're SO nice!0 -
But oh...for a man's profile put that you had "some college" us women like to see that you at least tried. Except when we ask you what college you went to and you name your HS :huh:
I graduated from S.U.
Subway University :laugh:
LOL...exactly0 -
But oh...for a man's profile put that you had "some college" us women like to see that you at least tried. Except when we ask you what college you went to and you name your HS :huh:
I graduated from S.U.
Subway University :laugh:
LOL...exactly
now this is a keeper!0 -
If he looks like a serial killer in his profile photo, he probably is.
lol. i got messaged by one of these today. DELETE.0 -
Must have a profile picture take while in a car. (This seems to be the new bathroom mirror picture)0
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This thread cracked me up!!! Lol
Luckily, my profile is pretty unique and guys will tell me how much it stuck out compare to all the others.
On the kid thing, I most likely will not date a man with kids. I would like to think I'd make an exception for the right guy but I still want to have kids and it'd be lovely to have my first child with someone who's never had a child before as well.
Now I'm divorced and I would be open to dating a guy who's divorced as well. If I had never been married, I probably would prefer someone who was the same and never been married.
So far, all the guys I've dated recently have never been married and I often feel guilty should I think of a future. I had the big wedding already and I'd feel I was cheating them out of it if it were to go that way. On the other hand, if the guy wanted a huge wedding i'd feel odd doing it all again.
Regardless, guys will tell me it doesn't matter to them. They just always ask.. "you are DIVORCED though, right?"0 -
This thread cracked me up!!! Lol
Luckily, my profile is pretty unique and guys will tell me how much it stuck out compare to all the others.
On the kid thing, I most likely will not date a man with kids. I would like to think I'd make an exception for the right guy but I still want to have kids and it'd be lovely to have my first child with someone who's never had a child before as well.
Now I'm divorced and I would be open to dating a guy who's divorced as well. If I had never been married, I probably would prefer someone who was the same and never been married.
So far, all the guys I've dated recently have never been married and I often feel guilty should I think of a future. I had the big wedding already and I'd feel I was cheating them out of it if it were to go that way. On the other hand, if the guy wanted a huge wedding i'd feel odd doing it all again.
Regardless, guys will tell me it doesn't matter to them. They just always ask.. "you are DIVORCED though, right?"
haha yeah making sure they are divorced is a good call.
i kinda do feel like i dont wanna be the 2nd wife or have the 2nd kid but hey, most men who aren't married yet are deathly scared of it. atleast a divorced one doesnt have committment issues.
we'll see.
More online dating rules, Include the following on your messages:
1. hey, i think ur hott
2. hello (just one word is all it takes)
3. i'm new in town, wanna show me around (yes i would love to be your tour guide)
4. i love sports (yes i would love to be ignored by u while you're watching/playing sports)0 -
This thread cracked me up!!! Lol
Luckily, my profile is pretty unique and guys will tell me how much it stuck out compare to all the others.
On the kid thing, I most likely will not date a man with kids. I would like to think I'd make an exception for the right guy but I still want to have kids and it'd be lovely to have my first child with someone who's never had a child before as well.
Now I'm divorced and I would be open to dating a guy who's divorced as well. If I had never been married, I probably would prefer someone who was the same and never been married.
So far, all the guys I've dated recently have never been married and I often feel guilty should I think of a future. I had the big wedding already and I'd feel I was cheating them out of it if it were to go that way. On the other hand, if the guy wanted a huge wedding i'd feel odd doing it all again.
Regardless, guys will tell me it doesn't matter to them. They just always ask.. "you are DIVORCED though, right?"
haha yeah making sure they are divorced is a good call.
i kinda do feel like i dont wanna be the 2nd wife or have the 2nd kid but hey, most men who aren't married yet are deathly scared of it. atleast a divorced one doesnt have committment issues.
we'll see.
More online dating rules, Include the following on your messages:
1. hey, i think ur hott
2. hello (just one word is all it takes)
3. i'm new in town, wanna show me around (yes i would love to be your tour guide)
4. i love sports (yes i would love to be ignored by u while you're watching/playing sports)
I got one yesterday that said "hey your hot"---WTF am I supposed to do with that......
Oh and I have a picture of me singing Kareoke and one guy said __ I bet I could make you sing louder...really I mean come on did you honestly expect that to work0 -
This thread cracked me up!!! Lol
Luckily, my profile is pretty unique and guys will tell me how much it stuck out compare to all the others.
On the kid thing, I most likely will not date a man with kids. I would like to think I'd make an exception for the right guy but I still want to have kids and it'd be lovely to have my first child with someone who's never had a child before as well.
Now I'm divorced and I would be open to dating a guy who's divorced as well. If I had never been married, I probably would prefer someone who was the same and never been married.
So far, all the guys I've dated recently have never been married and I often feel guilty should I think of a future. I had the big wedding already and I'd feel I was cheating them out of it if it were to go that way. On the other hand, if the guy wanted a huge wedding i'd feel odd doing it all again.
Regardless, guys will tell me it doesn't matter to them. They just always ask.. "you are DIVORCED though, right?"
haha yeah making sure they are divorced is a good call.
i kinda do feel like i dont wanna be the 2nd wife or have the 2nd kid but hey, most men who aren't married yet are deathly scared of it. atleast a divorced one doesnt have committment issues.
we'll see.
More online dating rules, Include the following on your messages:
1. hey, i think ur hott
2. hello (just one word is all it takes)
3. i'm new in town, wanna show me around (yes i would love to be your tour guide)
4. i love sports (yes i would love to be ignored by u while you're watching/playing sports)
I got one yesterday that said "hey your hot"---WTF am I supposed to do with that......
Oh and I have a picture of me singing Kareoke and one guy said __ I bet I could make you sing louder...really I mean come on did you honestly expect that to work
haha good one lol.0 -
I took comments from here and think I am close to the ultimate dating thread. I tried to make it gender neutral. Feel free to make edits as you think are necessary.
Hi their. It’s so hard 2b righting one of these. I nevr thought I’d evr b online trying 2 date no one. I have 2 say that my friendz and family are important to me. They helped me right this thing. I like to just have fun stayin n er goin out. I’m the go wit da flow kind. This has been one heckuva xperience. I nevr new their were so many crazies out there. Plez respect me as a person and don’t be just trying to get laid. I’m not N2 ONS or FWBs. When I’m not goin out or stayin n, I like to go fishing somewhere wit a nice beach cause that way we can take long romantic walks. I also hope itz someplace close to a tv so we can watch Nascar 2. I also like to play WoW all day. Gaming is my life.
I am not sure what iz rong wit every1, I get so many views and no one rights me no mezzages. I think every1 is so shallow and only lukz at da pics. I am a gr8 person. I really hope to find my soul mate. Please have the ballz to right me back that yer not interested. I am waitin by my computer all day hopin luv will find me.
I'M DEFINITELY STEALING THIS FOR MY PROFILE!!!0 -
I took comments from here and think I am close to the ultimate dating thread. I tried to make it gender neutral. Feel free to make edits as you think are necessary.
Hi their. It’s so hard 2b righting one of these. I nevr thought I’d evr b online trying 2 date no one. I have 2 say that my friendz and family are important to me. They helped me right this thing. I like to just have fun stayin n er goin out. I’m the go wit da flow kind. This has been one heckuva xperience. I nevr new their were so many crazies out there. Plez respect me as a person and don’t be just trying to get laid. I’m not N2 ONS or FWBs. When I’m not goin out or stayin n, I like to go fishing somewhere wit a nice beach cause that way we can take long romantic walks. I also hope itz someplace close to a tv so we can watch Nascar 2. I also like to play WoW all day. Gaming is my life.
I am not sure what iz rong wit every1, I get so many views and no one rights me no mezzages. I think every1 is so shallow and only lukz at da pics. I am a gr8 person. I really hope to find my soul mate. Please have the ballz to right me back that yer not interested. I am waitin by my computer all day hopin luv will find me.
I'M DEFINITELY STEALING THIS FOR MY PROFILE!!!
HAHAHAAH i am laughing so hard right now! no one else is at work - i love it!0 -
I dated someone "divorced" for a while and found out they'd been separated for like a year but not technically divorced yet. She also told me her last name was her maiden name and then I found out it hadn't technically been changed back yet. Made me feel weird.This thread cracked me up!!! Lol
Luckily, my profile is pretty unique and guys will tell me how much it stuck out compare to all the others.
On the kid thing, I most likely will not date a man with kids. I would like to think I'd make an exception for the right guy but I still want to have kids and it'd be lovely to have my first child with someone who's never had a child before as well.
Now I'm divorced and I would be open to dating a guy who's divorced as well. If I had never been married, I probably would prefer someone who was the same and never been married.
So far, all the guys I've dated recently have never been married and I often feel guilty should I think of a future. I had the big wedding already and I'd feel I was cheating them out of it if it were to go that way. On the other hand, if the guy wanted a huge wedding i'd feel odd doing it all again.
Regardless, guys will tell me it doesn't matter to them. They just always ask.. "you are DIVORCED though, right?"
I wouldn't worry too much about the wedding thing, I know I'd be fine without a huge wedding. But I also have a small family that really doesn't care. Weddings are really more for the family and the bride than the groom.
The kid thing is where it gets complicated.0 -
I took comments from here and think I am close to the ultimate dating thread. I tried to make it gender neutral. Feel free to make edits as you think are necessary.
Hi their. It’s so hard 2b righting one of these. I nevr thought I’d evr b online trying 2 date no one. I have 2 say that my friendz and family are important to me. They helped me right this thing. I like to just have fun stayin n er goin out. I’m the go wit da flow kind. This has been one heckuva xperience. I nevr new their were so many crazies out there. Plez respect me as a person and don’t be just trying to get laid. I’m not N2 ONS or FWBs. When I’m not goin out or stayin n, I like to go fishing somewhere wit a nice beach cause that way we can take long romantic walks. I also hope itz someplace close to a tv so we can watch Nascar 2. I also like to play WoW all day. Gaming is my life.
I am not sure what iz rong wit every1, I get so many views and no one rights me no mezzages. I think every1 is so shallow and only lukz at da pics. I am a gr8 person. I really hope to find my soul mate. Please have the ballz to right me back that yer not interested. I am waitin by my computer all day hopin luv will find me.
I have to admit reading this was painful!! I wanted to edit and spell check it!!! Ah!0
