Forget meal timing - its *kitten* timing that is important!

billsica

didn't read but I think I'm in *kitten* starvation mode.

PomegranatePriestess

Boxers have known this for decades. Raging Bull, anyone? (You know the scene I'm talking about...)

Cliffslosinit

Don't neglect the wiener if you want to be leaner.:drinker:

darkguardian419

Bump.


Edit: Sidesteel already made my joke :grumble:

Crankstr

:flowerforyou:

NicoleisQuantized

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Practice Self-Arousal Pre-Workout – Since it has been shown that pornographic material stimulates testosterone production and male aggression, you could benefit your strength training workout by viewing such material prior to exercise.

^^^^ Now there's a good argument against wearing lycra shorts.
I guess the added bonus is that you would have somewhere to hang your workout towel.

Also explains the calluses on weightlifters hands…. :blushing:

LMAO

jackpotclown

off to correct my training and increase my testosterone.....\m/

iulia_maddie

Well, here's something I've been doing RIGHT this whole time. :laugh:

sjohnny

We're on the second page and no one's mentioned anything about the effects on snatches or clean and jerks?

I am disappoint.

Babeskeez

:drinker: :drinker:

Alex_is_Hawks

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Practice Self-Arousal Pre-Workout – Since it has been shown that pornographic material stimulates testosterone production and male aggression, you could benefit your strength training workout by viewing such material prior to exercise.

^^^^ Now there's a good argument against wearing lycra shorts.
I guess the added bonus is that you would have somewhere to hang your workout towel.

Also explains the calluses on weightlifters hands…. :blushing:

LMAO

don't the gloves increase your grip strength?....you know less slip?

BurtHuttz

I realize that I've been doin it wrong. I've been doing both a pre- and post-workout *kitten*. Instead it sounds like optimal results are obtained by getting good and excited, lifting with blue balls, and then taking care of business during cool down.

_Witsy_

Yes! I finally have a valid reason to tell my husband of my actions after working out...

1ConcreteGirl

I'm really glad you pasted this study. It's not really hard to conclude that this information is rock solid. I'll take a whack at analyzing this without being a jerk. I don't want to rub you the wrong way. Different strokes for different folks you know?

This should be a sticky.

FOR. THE. WIN.

_SABOTEUR_

The advantage of a gay gym is that you wouldn't have to worry about missing that narrow window of opportunity.

doorki

I realize that I've been doin it wrong. I've been doing both a pre- and post-workout *kitten*. Instead it sounds like optimal results are obtained by getting good and excited, lifting with blue balls, and then taking care of business during cool down.

That is quite the cooldown.

NobodyInParticular

Everyone knows not to *kitten* pre workout. That's bro science.
I was unaware of the pre porn watching though. Any reason to watch is a good one.

Sweet.

bumblebums

I would just like to declare that it was this topic that finally moved me to join this group. Specifically the word "*kitten*"

Glad to see that the old bro's tale about not doing it before working out or competing in sports events is actually borne out by evidence.

CoderGal

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jonnythan

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IT'S LIFTIN DEVIL BROCCOLI TIME!!



... That sounded a lot better in my head.

Sarauk2sf

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IT'S LIFTIN DEVIL BROCCOLI TIME!!



... That sounded a lot better in my head.

You just wanted this to show up on your feed...admit it

CoderGal

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IT'S LIFTIN DEVIL BROCCOLI TIME!!



... That sounded a lot better in my head.

I was going more for green hulk

Oh peanut butter jelly time banana, you are so abused.

jonnythan

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IT'S LIFTIN DEVIL BROCCOLI TIME!!



... That sounded a lot better in my head.

You just wanted this to show up on your feed...admit it

And I'm not even ashamed.

CoderGal

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IT'S LIFTIN DEVIL BROCCOLI TIME!!



... That sounded a lot better in my head.

You just wanted this to show up on your feed...admit it

And I'm not even ashamed.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Man, I'm really behind on these posts! I guess I need to find me a boyfriend and use him for sex. :bigsmile: (also, because I want this to show up in my feed )