You Might Be a Keto Dieter if.....
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....you have crawled through the refrigerator at the grocery store to see if they have any more heavy whipping cream in the back (because you just took the last 4 quarts and that's not nearly enough!)0
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(And for the record - y'all have me in tears - these are really great!) Thanks Ditto Dan for the laugh!0
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...you've considered taking out a loan to buy heavy whipping cream.
*It's $5.19/quart here.
....you leave buttery fingerprints EVERYWHERE0 -
...your grocery list consists of cream, butter, and meat...and that's about it.
...you've had more than one person in line behind you look or actually tell you that they're concerned for your health because of the contents of your shopping cart.0 -
If you've reached the point where 18 eggs/week is not enough.
If you buy cheese in 2lb blocks.
If your boss gives you a strange look because your entire dinner is bologna and cheese rollups and peanuts.0 -
When traveling for business, you pack coconut oil, an immersion blender, and vacuum-sealed fully cooked bacon in your carry on luggage. Yes I did.0
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oyadancing wrote: »When traveling for business, you pack coconut oil, an immersion blender, and vacuum-sealed fully cooked bacon in your carry on luggage. Yes I did.
LOL!!!!
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nicsflyingcircus wrote: »If you've reached the point where 18 eggs/week is not enough.
You by 5+ dozen eggs at your every-other-week farmer's market trip, just to sustain your breakfasts.0 -
Dragonwolf wrote: »nicsflyingcircus wrote: »If you've reached the point where 18 eggs/week is not enough.
You by 5+ dozen eggs at your every-other-week farmer's market trip, just to sustain your breakfasts.
This is me. I get comments from the cashier every time. LOL!0 -
Dragonwolf wrote: »nicsflyingcircus wrote: »If you've reached the point where 18 eggs/week is not enough.
You by 5+ dozen eggs at your every-other-week farmer's market trip, just to sustain your breakfasts.
LOL wish you lived closer, We raise free range chickens and get about 5 dozen a week from our girls. Always looking to barter/trade
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You suddenly notice several shirts and pants have butter, fat and coconut oil splatters on them didn't come out in the wash. Laundry day must evolve! Am I the only one that consistently needs to wear a bib? 0
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ScottLynn98 wrote: »You suddenly notice several shirts and pants have butter, fat and coconut oil splatters on them didn't come out in the wash. Laundry day must evolve! Am I the only one that consistently needs to wear a bib?
Nope- I have the same problem!! It looks like I was attacked by greasy children but it's just bc I'm a mess when I eat....
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At my favorite BBQ place, "Famous Dave's", they have a t-shirt that says something like this: "If it ain't all over you, it ain't BBQ!"
Dan the Man from BBQ Land0 -
These are great
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... you are looking for a healthy snack and grab pork rinds and bacon jerky.0
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...your dogs are named Butter, Bacon and Bourbon.
...you eat a chunk of butter while you sit across your sister in law, who is a Certified Diabetes Educator/Nutritionist
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....you worry about budgeting fruit into your diet, but think nothing of eating butter off a spoon0
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you have tiny burns on your hands/arms from frying eggs in butter 0
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...you've failed at making oopsie bread and cauliflower pizza crust at least twice.0
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I love this thread.
You might be a keto dieter if... you order a bunless burger with an extra side of mayo 0 -
...if you ask for extra butter and cheese on that steamed broccoli at the steakhouse...0
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...you send back the bread basket but ask for more butter!0
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you stun the 5 older men you are in a breakfast meeting with by ordering fried eggs, bacon and extra sausage....and then they all do the same 0
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You say you're on a diet while eating chicken wings0
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family ask what you eat for breakfast..3 eggs,4 pieces bacon and half avocado...I say I know thats alot of FAT.....
the look on their face PRICELESS!!!!!0 -
When you're feeling extra fancy and use a crispy strip of bacon to stir your butter into a nice steaming mug of chicken broth.0
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LOL!!DCpaleochick wrote: »...you've failed at making oopsie bread and cauliflower pizza crust at least twice.
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You take a month of days to figure out your exact perfect variation of your morning "bullet proof" hot beverage of choice - then proceed to drink it daily as if it were ambrosia! 0
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You are running errands and need a snack so go to the grocery store to buy deli meat
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These are great! 0
