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You've ever created blisters on the bottoms of your feet without wearing shoes.
Your turn.
Your turn.
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You go to work with visible bruises on your forearms (particularly those in the shape of handprints from being grabbed around the wrists)1
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You walk by things like signs and doorways and think "I can Kick That"2
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You routinely turn on/off light switches with body parts other than fingers.1
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Yeah, I've done all of these before.
I'll also add, you've ever said things like: "He finished on my back", "Spent the entire weekend on my back", "He wouldn't let me mount him", "I was getting choked last night", "I had a roll with a guy who took his belt off", "I mounted and rode three guys last night till they were exhausted", "why are you walking funny?" "oh my a** is so sore from last night!", "I choked the last cop that touched me." or "you should've seen the size of the guy that I had to get off of me last night".0 -
He finished with a "Rear naked"0
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When you are talking to people at home or work and answer 'oss'!0
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treynolds922 wrote: »you think you have vision like this...
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You've broken your toe... on the floor1
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susannamarie wrote: »
Yesterday I had to go buy some more long sleeve shirts to cover obvious fingermarks around my upper arms! Id rather not have to explain myself...0 -
Nothing like a broken toe. Did the exact same thing about 6 months ago, and it's still not healed because I DO. NOT. WANT. TO. STOP. DOING. THINGS. Inactivity is just....my worst nightmare.
So...I have now pretty much abandoned my big toe for the time being and don't even use it to walk.Grappling with it isn't easy though.
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I dislocated a finger last year on the floor0
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My son had his last follow-up for his toe and and was cleared for all activities (including sparring today), though the doctor recommended that he keep wearing the kung fu shoes rather than work barefoot for a while longer while he gets used to impact again0
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You might be a martial artist if you will practice your forms and weapons anywhere. The neighbors especially love it when I practice weapons, especially kwan dao, in the street.2
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You accidentally bow when you enter/leave a room.2
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You go to buy a new car and the main criteria for selecting it is that it has to fit your kung fu weapons.2