I've lost a cinder block and two Guinea Pigs... what have you lost?

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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    A two month old horse and a sperm whale's brain, though over the course of my life I'm sure I've lost and found a Welsh pony...or two!
  • JMarcella57
    JMarcella57 Posts: 1,902 Member
    I've lost the "amount of pizza an average American eats in a year" by letting the other average americans do most of the pizza eating.
  • getup25
    getup25 Posts: 119 Member
    edited June 2015
    I've lost a bald eagle with a toupe. (A little over 12 lbs)
  • downongreenacres
    downongreenacres Posts: 327 Member
    nikkib0103 wrote: »
    I have lost a midsized microwave!
    Thats great!
  • delaneysmom46
    delaneysmom46 Posts: 13 Member
    I've lost a chihuahua and a guinea pig. Would love to some day be able to say I lost a cinder block (that would put me at my goal).
  • lynnstacey2
    lynnstacey2 Posts: 34 Member
    As of Saturday I've lost the fats and oils an average American eats in a year plus a slab of baby back ribs!
  • mom216
    mom216 Posts: 287 Member
    An average human brain - dam and I thought it was just old age :D
  • BRaye325
    BRaye325 Posts: 1,383 Member
    ^^^^ too funny! :smiley:
  • bibliocephalus
    bibliocephalus Posts: 74 Member
    I'm down by 2 automobile tires and a chihuahua!
    I can hardly believe it, it seemed so slow coming off, but then a few months down the road, it has all added up to a lot.

    Let's hear some more! I never get tired of this. :)
  • sdenesi
    sdenesi Posts: 6 Member
    Mine is a mid size microwave! this is an awesome thread!
  • Slashnl
    Slashnl Posts: 339 Member
    An Irish Setter and a Chihuahua. Can't wait to add another Chihuahua!!!
  • gonettie2015
    gonettie2015 Posts: 52 Member
    a bald eagle and four guinea pigs. :)
  • nikkib0103
    nikkib0103 Posts: 969 Member
    Can you imagine actually hauling this stuff aroundd with us? A bald eagle and 4 guinae pigs would be a handful!
  • Oh I say, I have lost an elephants penis and a humans skin
  • nikkib0103
    nikkib0103 Posts: 969 Member
    Oh I say, I have lost an elephants penis and a humans skin

    And that is quite a visual isn't it? When I was at the LA Zoo some years back the male elephant was feeling amorous. Let's just say, losing an elephant's peons is mighty impressive.
  • RuefulRabbit
    RuefulRabbit Posts: 42 Member
    A sperm whale's brain and 10 dozen large eggs - as of today!
  • professionalHobbyist
    professionalHobbyist Posts: 1,316 Member
    A two year old riding a 2 month old horse!
  • 460mustang
    460mustang Posts: 196 Member
    I have lost the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and have an automobile tire to go.
  • mk2fit
    mk2fit Posts: 730 Member
    I've lost an elephant's penis and a guinea pig. Can I just say I've lost a 9 year old boy?
  • BRaye325
    BRaye325 Posts: 1,383 Member
    Here's the chart,

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Thought we should re-visit this list - I've now lost a 2 month old horse
  • MSDave
    MSDave Posts: 116 Member
    5 gallon bottle of water and a rack of baby back ribs
  • Farback
    Farback Posts: 1,088 Member
    I've lost an elephant's penis.

    And the elephant is pissed.
  • nikkib0103
    nikkib0103 Posts: 969 Member
    An average human leg and a brain.

  • golfmonk
    golfmonk Posts: 119 Member
    Three tires and rack of baby back ribs!
  • RodaRose
    RodaRose Posts: 9,562 Member
    You all are amazing!!!
    Since May 2014, I lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner
  • klkarlen
    klkarlen Posts: 4,366 Member
    I've lost two brains, average human and sperm whale. And I didn't lose my own mind in the process :D
  • Slashnl
    Slashnl Posts: 339 Member
    The world's largest ball of tape.

    Kind of hard to get the visual on that one. :smile:
  • anniesgolden
    anniesgolden Posts: 12 Member
    I've lost a newborn and a brain. Zombie baby?!?
  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
    Cute !
  • BRaye325
    BRaye325 Posts: 1,383 Member
    I've lost a newborn and a brain. Zombie baby?!?

    Ha!