New Keto-er - What the heck do I order at Starbucks? HELP!!

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  • BrownsFan19
    BrownsFan19 Posts: 117 Member
    kpk54 wrote: »
    @BrownsFan19 you're a disgrace to the nation and I hereby excommunicate you forthwith! Oh, the shame!!

    (I'm kidding. ;) )

    But I truly admire her because she is a BrownsFan and wears it with pride . Thumbs up to that @BrownsFan19. ( @AlexandraCarlyle that is a NFL football reference)

    Ha. I try to stay as far away as possible in agreeing with Steelers fans, but THANK YOU!! haha. I am a tried and true Browns fan and it is a struggle! I am a fan to my inner core and bark loud and proud every Sunday (well every day actually), but yes I do cry myself to sleep at night on the regular. :'(:'(:'( BUT as they say....EVERY Dawg has its day and SOMEDAY ours will come. Hopefully I'm still alive when it finally happens! Go Browns!

  • anglyn1
    anglyn1 Posts: 1,802 Member
    I'm originally from DC so I'm a Redskins fan which is basically one step above the Browns...though @BrownsFan19 might not agree! LOL

    In actual truth when it comes to coffee Starbucks is my pick for hot drinks but Dunkin dark roast iced coffee with cream only is my one true love. I have at least one a day nearly every day and have for over 2 years now.
  • dmsl977
    dmsl977 Posts: 232 Member
    anglyn1 wrote: »
    I'm originally from DC so I'm a Redskins fan which is basically one step above the Browns...though @BrownsFan19 might not agree! LOL

    In actual truth when it comes to coffee Starbucks is my pick for hot drinks but Dunkin dark roast iced coffee with cream only is my one true love. I have at least one a day nearly every day and have for over 2 years now.

    A DD iced latte with extra sugar is one the guiltiest of my guilty pleasures...
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    @BrownsFan19 My husband was raised in Cleveland. It's a burden you all bear your whole life, and me by extension..... lol
  • kpk54
    kpk54 Posts: 4,474 Member
    This Sunday is your chance @AlexandraCarlyle. Cleveland Browns vs Minnesota Vikings. Twickenham Stadium. Twickenham, England. Y'all must like our football over there...

    I like Starbucks too. I just hate waiting in line for a plain old decaf. @anglyn1, we're headed to WV this weekend for a Halloween Party and the best part of the drive is stopping at the WV Travel Plazas for Starbucks. I think we've missed the fall leaf spectacular in the mountains. :(
  • Sunny_Bunny_
    Sunny_Bunny_ Posts: 7,140 Member
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    If I want a coffee, I just want a coffee. If I want an espresso, I want an espresso - that is, no more than three-quarters-of-an-inch of strong black coffee, in a small porcelain cup. If I want a macchiato, I want an espresso with a spoonful of milk foam on the top.
    Forget the fancy caramel, whipped cream, sprinklins, toffee, syrups and marshmallows and any other 'porcheria' these establishments insist on adding, while still daring to call them Italian names...! Davvero...?! WTF is wrong with a simple cup of coffee and some milk - ?!
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    I’ve become a coffee purist but I didn’t start out that way.

    Now I love a black coffee (a little salt in the grounds though) and at coffee shops I get an americano.
    This was mine and a friends coffee a few days again at a place in Dayton Ohio we met at.
    Mine is Americano and she had the cappuccino.
    They were both great!
  • anglyn1
    anglyn1 Posts: 1,802 Member
    edited October 2017
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    kpk54 wrote: »
    This Sunday is your chance @AlexandraCarlyle. Cleveland Browns vs Minnesota Vikings. Twickenham Stadium. Twickenham, England. Y'all must like our football over there...

    I like Starbucks too. I just hate waiting in line for a plain old decaf. @anglyn1, we're headed to WV this weekend for a Halloween Party and the best part of the drive is stopping at the WV Travel Plazas for Starbucks. I think we've missed the fall leaf spectacular in the mountains. :(

    We've still got a few left. I took these Sunday!
  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member
    I'd actually love to go see that game... I'm hoping it might be televised, because although my folks used to live in Twickenham (seriously - just down the road from the Twickenham Rugby Ground!) I now live over 200 miles away. Bit of a trek for one game....

    (Once a year, the ground would be hired by Jehovah's Witnesses and they'd hold a week-long massive rally and open air services. We'd get at least 5 knocks at the front door a day, for the week's duration....!)

    The Twickenham Rugby Ground is locally affectionately known as 'The Cabbage Patch' because during the war, the wide open space (before it became a prominent land-mark and world-famous stadium) was converted into allotments for locals to grow their own vegetables to feed the community as part of the war effort. There is a Pub in Twickenham now called 'The Cabbage Patch'...
  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member
    To keep the thread on topic, the Cabbage Patch has a great restaurant and they also serve excellent coffee.

    *Ahem!*
  • Xerogs
    Xerogs Posts: 328 Member
    I've always thought of most Starbucks drinks more akin to a Milkshake than coffee but to each their own. I usually just get regular coffee with half and half maybe a little Stevia but otherwise nothing else. I might try heavy cream one of these days and see how that goes. I drink all tea with out sweeteners and only with lemon. I've actually gotten a taste for non-sweet drinks. Someone served me sweet iced tea instead of non-sweet iced tea the other day and it tasted absolutely horrible (returned it) and I used to be a major sweet tooth.

    I know that quitting sweet drinks has curbed my appetite for junk food a great deal.
  • BodyByButter
    BodyByButter Posts: 563 Member


    And THAT'S another THING!! Football! Let me inform you... *tears off on a complete rant on whether it's rugby, football and the difference between football and soccer....!*[/quote]

    Better look up the etymology before you go down that street.

  • BrownsFan19
    BrownsFan19 Posts: 117 Member
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    If I want a coffee, I just want a coffee. If I want an espresso, I want an espresso - that is, no more than three-quarters-of-an-inch of strong black coffee, in a small porcelain cup. If I want a macchiato, I want an espresso with a spoonful of milk foam on the top.
    Forget the fancy caramel, whipped cream, sprinklins, toffee, syrups and marshmallows and any other 'porcheria' these establishments insist on adding, while still daring to call them Italian names...! Davvero...?! WTF is wrong with a simple cup of coffee and some milk - ?!
    .
    I’ve become a coffee purist but I didn’t start out that way.

    Now I love a black coffee (a little salt in the grounds though) and at coffee shops I get an americano.
    This was mine and a friends coffee a few days again at a place in Dayton Ohio we met at.
    Mine is Americano and she had the cappuccino.
    They were both great!

    Where at in Dayton? That's near me!!
  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member

    And THAT'S another THING!! Football! Let me inform you... *tears off on a complete rant on whether it's rugby, football and the difference between football and soccer....!*

    Better look up the etymology before you go down that street.

    [/quote]

    Yah, I know.... hence the inaudible rant....!
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    RalfLott wrote: »
    @AlexandraCarlyle, sí puo incontrare non solamente americani negli Starbucks in Italia... Hmm?

    Si, ma non vuol dire che e universalmente popolare.... e i Baristi sono sempre incavolati! :D


    I think their main 'lament' is 'se non e rotto, non aggiustarlo!"

    Madonna mia! If that were how Italians think, the Renaissance would never have seen the light of day....
  • bisky
    bisky Posts: 1,090 Member
    edited October 2017
    AlexandraCarlyle wrote: » You'll have to forgive me; I'm one of these die-hard Italian women that simply CANNOT understand the attraction of all these convoluted, corrupted and frankly, over-made, over-blown (in my opinion) disgusting embellished so-called 'coffees' that are available through these outlets.
    If I want a coffee, I just want a coffee. If I want an espresso, I want an espresso - that is, no more than three-quarters-of-an-inch of strong black coffee, in a small porcelain cup. If I want a macchiato, I want an espresso with a spoonful of milk foam on the top.
    Forget the fancy caramel, whipped cream, sprinklins, toffee, syrups and marshmallows and any other 'porcheria' these establishments insist on adding, while still daring to call them Italian names...!
    Davvero...?!
    WTF is wrong with a simple cup of coffee and some milk - ?!

    And before anyone leaps down my throat defensively, I actually know I'm representing a nation of actually true, authentic Italian 'Baristas' who actually attend catering college for some considerable time to qualify for the title, and who cannot for the life of them either understand or condone such shenanigans. They take deep offense at the bastardization of Italy's national drink, and why shouldn't they?
    Just as cultural appropriation is frowned upon - so, let me tell you, is this.
    Wouldn't it be dreadful if Italians made burgers and claimed to make them better and more attractively than Americans? Can't be done!

    Ok, I'm done now. Finito.
    Thank you for your time.



    We just moved back from Italy and I totally understand your rant.

    I love the taste of a good espresso and I miss the cappuccinos and macchiato and drinking it in a cup and saucer. Plus the price range in American dollars for a good cappacino ranged from $1 - 2.50. I find Starbucks overpriced, over sugared and calorie high drinks unappealing. We have a Nespresso and a Keurig. A relative tried to tell me the capsules of coffee for the Nespresso were overpriced...about 50 - 75 cents per capsule...plus Nespresso recycles the capsules for free. A simple cappuccino at Starbucks starts at $3.00? I would say invest in a good espresso maker and a frother and avoid Starbucks. You can find used ones on Craigslist. I recently bought a second one from Amazon for my Husband's office.

    As for the burgers, the best one I had in my life was at Pop's Place in Ljubljana, Slovenia.

    Pictures of a typical place to buy coffee in northern Italy and my husband. Euro rate to dollars = E1.18 to 1 dollar.

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  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member
    RalfLott wrote: »
    RalfLott wrote: »
    @AlexandraCarlyle, sí puo incontrare non solamente americani negli Starbucks in Italia... Hmm?

    Si, ma non vuol dire che e universalmente popolare.... e i Baristi sono sempre incavolati! :D


    I think their main 'lament' is 'se non e rotto, non aggiustarlo!"

    Madonna mia! If that were how Italians think, the Renaissance would never have seen the light of day....

    Il rinascimento means 're-birth' so they weren't so much re-inventing the wheel as improving on the design. Perspective came into being! The circle became the orb!

    @bisky, marvellous post, thank you so much! Grazie mille!! ((abbraccio!))
  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member
    @bisky, whereabouts in Northern Italy? My family hails from Lombardia round Lago Maggiore...
  • Lisa8823168
    Lisa8823168 Posts: 139 Member
    Coffee from home or office with 1-2 tablespoons of heavy cream and liquid stevia in choice of my flavor for the day. 100 calories/2 Tbsp cream and it is a smooth heavenly drink. Make it a 16oz and that is still just 200 cals. Saving money and calories makes it gourmet.
  • Vladaar
    Vladaar Posts: 147 Member
    Starbucks? I wouldnt but if everyone was going there I would get a Columbian black coffee. If eating involved maybe 90% caco dark chocolate bar.
  • Sunny_Bunny_
    Sunny_Bunny_ Posts: 7,140 Member
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    If I want a coffee, I just want a coffee. If I want an espresso, I want an espresso - that is, no more than three-quarters-of-an-inch of strong black coffee, in a small porcelain cup. If I want a macchiato, I want an espresso with a spoonful of milk foam on the top.
    Forget the fancy caramel, whipped cream, sprinklins, toffee, syrups and marshmallows and any other 'porcheria' these establishments insist on adding, while still daring to call them Italian names...! Davvero...?! WTF is wrong with a simple cup of coffee and some milk - ?!
    .
    I’ve become a coffee purist but I didn’t start out that way.

    Now I love a black coffee (a little salt in the grounds though) and at coffee shops I get an americano.
    This was mine and a friends coffee a few days again at a place in Dayton Ohio we met at.
    Mine is Americano and she had the cappuccino.
    They were both great!

    Where at in Dayton? That's near me!!

    It’s Ghostlight Coffee near the university.
  • swezeytba
    swezeytba Posts: 624 Member
    Americano with steamed heavy cream....Yum
  • ivyleeger
    ivyleeger Posts: 11 Member
    You'll have to forgive me; I'm one of these die-hard Italian women that simply CANNOT understand the attraction of all these convoluted, corrupted and frankly, over-made, over-blown (in my opinion) disgusting embellished so-called 'coffees' that are available through these outlets.
    If I want a coffee, I just want a coffee. If I want an espresso, I want an espresso - that is, no more than three-quarters-of-an-inch of strong black coffee, in a small porcelain cup. If I want a macchiato, I want an espresso with a spoonful of milk foam on the top.
    Forget the fancy caramel, whipped cream, sprinklins, toffee, syrups and marshmallows and any other 'porcheria' these establishments insist on adding, while still daring to call them Italian names...!
    Davvero...?!
    WTF is wrong with a simple cup of coffee and some milk - ?!

    And before anyone leaps down my throat defensively, I actually know I'm representing a nation of actually true, authentic Italian 'Baristas' who actually attend catering college for some considerable time to qualify for the title, and who cannot for the life of them either understand or condone such shenanigans. They take deep offense at the bastardization of Italy's national drink, and why shouldn't they?
    Just as cultural appropriation is frowned upon - so, let me tell you, is this.
    Wouldn't it be dreadful if Italians made burgers and claimed to make them better and more attractively than Americans? Can't be done!

    Ok, I'm done now. Finito.
    Thank you for your time.

    When I traveled in Italy, I was surprised that 99% of food/beverage/quick mart/truck stops ALL had espresso machines.....and a small liquor section that I would load up on Lemoncello. Oh my my my........
  • kimberwolf71
    kimberwolf71 Posts: 470 Member
    Our city road trip this past Saturday culminated in a pitstop at Starbucks for dessert on the way home (I was all black coffee'd out from the day!). It wasn't busy and I had a chance to chat with the barista about some different options. Sugar-free syrups are slim-pickings during the non-Christmas season. I decided to mix things up from my ordinary sugar-filled mocha delight and tried the sugar-free Cinnamon Dulce syrup in a latte made with heavy cream.

    I had always assumed ordering "skinny" was low-fat/skim milk, but it also includes SF syrup... So the proper order would be "skinny cinnamon dulce latte with heavy cream"

    I am a lover of cinnamon and spice, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. I got a venti and about 3/4 of the way through, whatever artificial sweetener is used in it started to leave a bad taste in my mouth, but that it a usual reaction for me so I'm not normally a big fan of AFs, but it did take a while to catch up to my taste buds, so that is a good thing.
  • BrownsFan19
    BrownsFan19 Posts: 117 Member
    My friend just recommended these flavor drops she puts in her coffee. They are made with stevia and contain no calories and 1g carbs per ‘squirt’. However it’s pretty flavorful and sweet so 1/2 squirt was fine for me.prettyvtasty and have me that flavor I’ve been missing in my keto coffee.

    They make them in vanilla/caramel/chocolate/coconut and regular. Here’s the link in amazon if anyone’s interested.

    SweetLeaf Sweet Drops Liquid Stevia Variety 5 Pack 1.7 fl. oz each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IF9UBW4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_0F29zbPX8ES5W
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    Ugh, Starbucks. Even their plain coffees are crap. I'm with you @AlexandraCarlyle! If you want a coffee flavoured dessert, get it sone other way, lol.
  • bisky
    bisky Posts: 1,090 Member
    edited October 2017
    @AlexandraCarlyle!

    We lived in Aviano. Our house was 0.25 miles from the road up to the ski area Piancavallo. I don't think I was ever served a cappuccino or espresso in a styrofoam or paper cup.

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  • AlexandraCarlyle
    AlexandraCarlyle Posts: 1,603 Member
    Well, if you look up Porto Valtravaglia on Lago Maggiore (which is almost exactly at the other end of the country, virtually level to where you lived) that's where my family lives.... Ah, wonderful days. I love the Alps!!
  • Shron123
    Shron123 Posts: 221 Member
    Venti Americano hot or iced depending on my mood and the weather. Occasionally add cream.
  • KetoKattt
    KetoKattt Posts: 12 Member
    Be careful if you order the Iced Coffee, it comes as default with the classic syrup in it. Or at least it did when I ordered it last week!
  • wanderinjack
    wanderinjack Posts: 248 Member
    They have heavy whipping cream behind the counter if you ask for it. That in an Americano and a bag of nuts and you are set.
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