Ok time to be serious on here...this is my criteria:

...smokes.
...lies.
...is personality-free.
...is boring.
...refuses to let go of the past.
...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
...is paranoid.
...is jealous.
...can't handle the fact that I've got a lotta female friends.
...wears to much make up (not into the clown prostitute look)
...doesn't workout or lead an active lifestyle
...starts talking about the future on the 1st date
...starts talking about themselves and their kids as a package deal on the 1st date
...their favorite subject is themselves
...they talk all the time
...they talk about work constantly
...They want to sit on the couch and watch TV after work, then fall asleep

...smokes.
...lies.
...is personality-free.
...is boring.
...refuses to let go of the past.
...can't or won't communicate, preferring to stay closed-up.
...is paranoid.
...is jealous.

adding...

...doesn't understand that my cat is important to me and that I can't just leave him or get another one later.
...easily influenced by friends and family's opinions, doesn't make their own choices.
...no interest in healthy eating, exercise, or being active.

stinks.................

Pretty hot topic...

...isn't a Christian
...isn't considerate
...cheats/lies
...doesn't want children or says they want children and you witness them around children, realize they aren't father material.
...doesn't have college degree
...is emotionally unavailable, closed-off
...doesn't communicate
...smokes
...drinks too much, and doesn't realize they drink too much
...can't hold an intelligent conversation

wait this is about dating not marriage...kind of the same end goal I guess

stinks.................

I read this and my first though was "Axe". :laugh:

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

Hmmm, only real deal-breakers I can think of are...

smoking
excessive drinking
excessive tattoos
already has kids (not quite ready to deal with that yet)
emotionally unstable ( sort've vague I guess.... just no crazies please )

Ok so I meet all of the above requirements..... Apart from one.....................

Hmmm, only real deal-breakers I can think of are...

smoking
excessive drinking
excessive tattoos
already has kids (not quite ready to deal with that yet)
emotionally unstable ( sort've vague I guess.... just no crazies please )

Ok so I meet all of the above requirements..... Apart from one.....................

Ah, which one? The last one? You seem fine to me so maybe one of the others?

The last one. But I am not crazy ...just to clear that part up. And I am not unstable either

Oh, well no problem there then

Well then :flowerforyou:

doesn't like animals...

Couldn't accept me for who I am and some of my crazy choices!
Hasn't heard of the 1 ring to rule them all.
Has never heard of the force!

I'm officially interested....:laugh: :smooched: :drinker::smooched:

Hahahaha.
I'm an interesting enigma!
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Shall we meet in Gondor, I'll fly over in my X-wing fighter, lol:laugh: :flowerforyou:
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Mmmmmmmmm . . . the force is strong in this one!!!
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elf, dwarf, or ewok?:blushing:
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Elf of course, height advantage. But don't quote me, I'll get back to you on that!

I feel a presence, something I haven't felt in . . .
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This was too cute!

Maybe we are going to lose 2 members soon?
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That'd be great!
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Sadly, she's on the other side of the world,lol
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Pfft, that's what text, email, cellphones, and cams are for!
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@ Gary - You're on the same continent. I would hardly call that the other side of the world.

@ Windy - Look at you playing matchmaker... you're supposed to matching me up with a guy like PBJunky and/or msf74!! :laugh:
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I have an extremely successful rate as a matchmaker, I am 1 for 1! They've been married about 16 years or so.

I think the key to being a good matchmaker is being in a relationship, otherwise I'll want to keep all the good ones like msf for myself!
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Oh this is too cool. Can't let ya down.
Ok, I'll start saving!