Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB

Hey I use the one night stand thing! It helps a lot!!

If your going to use that you're not looking for a one-night stand make sure in all of your pictures you have as little clothing as possible on.... nothing gets to a guys heart like confusion.

Ok, I have put conservative pictures up (no cleavage) since I don't like the inappropiate comments, so I am good to go.

Now if I am ever looking for a one night stand, I would make sure my boobs stand out and be shown in tiny skirts. Thanks for the tip!! :laugh:

Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!

Guess I know what's wrong with my profile now! LOL :laugh:

Me too, crap. lol

For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.

I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.

I don't like camping for more than one night due to me wanting to shower, I like fishing a lot, and I like NASCAR. I don't sit and watch it though, it's just on in the background while we listen for stuff they say that sounds dirty. :laugh:

hahah the radio show I listen to in the morning does "fun with Nascar" "fun with golf" etc and takes all the dirty sounding clips and does a mashup.

Your intro line must say "I am looking for my best friend"

This is your chance to out kick your coverage by two football fields.... do not correspond with anyone you might actually have a chance with!

I might be slow this afternoon but I have no idea what the first part of what you wrote means.

Out kicking your coverage = dating someone better looking then you.

Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Be sure to say that you hate games and are tired of the drama otherwise we won't know that you're looking for serious relationship.

Be sure to say that you hate games and are tired of the drama otherwise we won't know that you're looking for serious relationship.

Oh yeah the drama line! I love when guys put that in their profile- to me that reads that they are full of drama and to say away from them!!

"My friends and family mean everything to me"

really get guys interested in your profile.

hahah whats wrong with this? lol

I would think that to mean that, if dating ever came about, the man would always be second best to the gaggle of friends. It'd be worse than having to pass the dad approval test. Suppose its the same as the how a female would view, "I'm a big football fan and have a season ticket and go to every game, home and away" - kiss goodbye seeing him on pretty much anytime

I don't invest a lot of emotions into someone I'm just emailing or texting. And I always assume they are talking to other people because I usually am, too.

yep! unless they tell you otherwise!