Online Dating Rules...
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Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB
Hey I use the one night stand thing! It helps a lot!!
If your going to use that you're not looking for a one-night stand make sure in all of your pictures you have as little clothing as possible on.... nothing gets to a guys heart like confusion.0 -
This is the winning thread for me so far today. It has made me chuckle MORE than once.
i have been laughing my but off at my desk and trying to play it off incase anyone passes by hahaha0 -
OR that you have no friends and want to meet a nice lady to fill your time
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA A :laugh:0 -
Oh yeah...
Must use "easygoing" somewhere in your profile!
Easygoing or just Easy??? I guess it depends on what you are looking for huh??
For me and online dating...I just figure don't get your heart into it b/c you never know who else he/she is also saying the same things too...Once you meet and go out a few times then you know if he/she is a keeper or not but you really can't tell online...And for me, it's not like you can ask...'Hey are you chatting with other chics?' That sounds too clingy and if you aren't that type of person don't make them think that before you even meet...Maybe that's just me though??0 -
Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB
Hey I use the one night stand thing! It helps a lot!!
If your going to use that you're not looking for a one-night stand make sure in all of your pictures you have as little clothing as possible on.... nothing gets to a guys heart like confusion.
:laugh: Love this...Confusion is always good...Keeps the mystery alive!! :laugh:0 -
Females: for maximum response rate always write: "I'm just here helping out a friend, not looking to date."
Men want what they can't have.0 -
Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!0
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Females: for maximum response rate always write: "I'm just here helping out a friend, not looking to date."
Men want what they can't have.
"Just seeing what's out there" will also do.... Why on earth would you join a dating site to date?? That would be stupid.0 -
Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!
Actually you just described my dream woman....0 -
Oh yeah...
Must use "easygoing" somewhere in your profile!
Easygoing or just Easy??? I guess it depends on what you are looking for huh??
For me and online dating...I just figure don't get your heart into it b/c you never know who else he/she is also saying the same things too...Once you meet and go out a few times then you know if he/she is a keeper or not but you really can't tell online...And for me, it's not like you can ask...'Hey are you chatting with other chics?' That sounds too clingy and if you aren't that type of person don't make them think that before you even meet...Maybe that's just me though??
Lol I've seen a lot of profiles that say "I'm easygoing." I've also heard that a lot of women post that as well.
But I agree... I don't invest a lot of emotions into someone I'm just emailing or texting. And I always assume they are talking to other people because I usually am, too.0 -
Women, make sure to put how your not looking for a one-night stand or FWB
Hey I use the one night stand thing! It helps a lot!!
If your going to use that you're not looking for a one-night stand make sure in all of your pictures you have as little clothing as possible on.... nothing gets to a guys heart like confusion.
Ok, I have put conservative pictures up (no cleavage) since I don't like the inappropiate comments, so I am good to go.
Now if I am ever looking for a one night stand, I would make sure my boobs stand out and be shown in tiny skirts. Thanks for the tip!! :laugh:0 -
Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!
Guess I know what's wrong with my profile now! LOL :laugh:
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Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!
Guess I know what's wrong with my profile now! LOL :laugh:
Me too, crap. lol0 -
This is your chance to out kick your coverage by two football fields.... do not correspond with anyone you might actually have a chance with!0
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I love camping, and I don't mind fishing, but Nascar is for b!tches. No one wants to watch anyone turn left all day.For women: You must love camping, fishing, and nascar.
I don't like camping for more than one night due to me wanting to shower, I like fishing a lot, and I like NASCAR. I don't sit and watch it though, it's just on in the background while we listen for stuff they say that sounds dirty. :laugh:
hahah the radio show I listen to in the morning does "fun with Nascar" "fun with golf" etc and takes all the dirty sounding clips and does a mashup.0 -
Start off by saying you are a single mom and your children come first. Followed by family and friends, then your career, then your church, then whatever else. All guys are lining up to meet the woman who is available from 9:15 -9:22 pm every third Tuesday. It's our dream!
Guess I know what's wrong with my profile now! LOL :laugh:
Me too, crap. lol
Ditto - me too......0 -
Your intro line must say "I am looking for my best friend"0
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This is your chance to out kick your coverage by two football fields.... do not correspond with anyone you might actually have a chance with!
I might be slow this afternoon but I have no idea what the first part of what you wrote means.0 -
This is your chance to out kick your coverage by two football fields.... do not correspond with anyone you might actually have a chance with!
I might be slow this afternoon but I have no idea what the first part of what you wrote means.
Out kicking your coverage = dating someone better looking then you.0 -
Always.... and I mean ALWAYS list every place you have ever traveled!! Every guy is looking for the real life Carmen San Diego0
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If you're in your 20's make sure to put you won't date anyone older than 30 because that would be like dating your dad.... don't worry about the math, we all know your dad was a pimp before he turned 10!0
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Be sure to say that you hate games and are tired of the drama otherwise we won't know that you're looking for serious relationship.0
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Don't forget:
"I want to have fun and I want a guy who can make me laugh"0 -
Be sure to say that you hate games and are tired of the drama otherwise we won't know that you're looking for serious relationship.
Oh yeah the drama line! I love when guys put that in their profile- to me that reads that they are full of drama and to say away from them!!0 -
Add to your profile how your overwhelmed with messages... who wouldn't want to throw their name in that hat!!0
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"My friends and family mean everything to me"
really get guys interested in your profile.
hahah whats wrong with this? lol
I would think that to mean that, if dating ever came about, the man would always be second best to the gaggle of friends. It'd be worse than having to pass the dad approval test. Suppose its the same as the how a female would view, "I'm a big football fan and have a season ticket and go to every game, home and away" - kiss goodbye seeing him on pretty much anytime0 -
"My friends and family mean everything to me"
really get guys interested in your profile.
hahah whats wrong with this? lol
Every female on there has that exact line
I don't have anything remotely like that on mine! 0 -
I don't invest a lot of emotions into someone I'm just emailing or texting. And I always assume they are talking to other people because I usually am, too.
yep! unless they tell you otherwise!0 -
I don't have anything remotely like that on mine!
Every female on there has that exact line"My friends and family mean everything to me"
Me neither!0
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