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Backyard BBQ and beer, what luxury...

No, no runner wants to date me.

Uh yes in a halloween-ish way.

That is a very old fashioned sentence. Just googled twin peaks, I was 4 months old when that thing came out. Pretty sure I had internet, computers, and hard-drives when I was going through puberty. Oh, and definitely porn with higher definition.

Single, and swims in cash.

Her husband.

change that to a no.

Yes, no bunnies though.

Fus RO Dah!??? I don't know what that means, but I know its from that skyrim game.

you asked her, "what would you do~ooh~ooh~ for a klondike bar?" She answers "Wtf? who likes Klondike bars?" Then you snapped because the only thing that was always there for you was klondike bars. So you reached under your bed and grabbed that baseball bat you never had a chance to use before and used it on her (interpret…

shut up... let me go back to sleep....

hot for women? How come I always get a guy....

not a guy....

tell me why!

I still have my old ID, it doesn't expire for another 5 years. I don't want to pay 25 bucks for a new one....

If it was cheap, yes.

Huh?

If I have a 2mil dollar house? Fu-ck you and your money, I'm keeping my dog. he's family.

wrong post ignore this...

If I have a 2mil dollar house? Fu-ck you and your money, I'm keeping my dog. he's family.

Oh Snap! I'm gonna be a daddy/mommy! Gross... What would you do if Sarah Palin invites you to her house for dinner, then later you find out it was the worst dinner party you've been invited to; but it's too late to leave because she just put you on the spotlight to tell her and her guests your thoughts on her so called…

my way being the burger king turns out to be a cute girl in a costume... definitely the latter

The loft is cheap. It ain't easy being a poor college student.

Agree. Worst: that donkey has a hat.

Then eat a bunch of food. Baby carrots with seasoning, broccoli, green beans. Eat as much as you want.

I would ask for a new long board or at least a new set of wheels, my pintail's falling apart.

What the *kitten* is this?

She couldn't stand the fact that I ditched date night to go watch ninja turtles and lied about it. That's a lie. I cheated.

wtf... I'm showing full teeth with a smile, that's a universal gesture for friendly damnit. and friendly.

well... based on that enote poster I can't read, mean as shiit...