Why did the person above you dump you?
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I always insisted that she wash MY hair!0
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She was too nice0
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I couldn't pronounce her username0
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She couldn't stand the fact that I ditched date night to go watch ninja turtles and lied about it. That's a lie. I cheated.0
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Compulsive liar!0
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I stretched the truth a bit!0
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I called her a turd.0
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She didn't like tacos0
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I didn't like her Tacos! ;p0
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Too many tacos. Not enough breath mints. You do the math.0
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because I cried after she peed on me0
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didn't like R. Kelly0
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I found out he wasn't really Tom Hardy!0
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walked in on me trying to balance a 10 lb dumbell on my dingus0
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apparently, he don't like me. Good enough excuse.0
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she resented the fact that i had a separate wardrobe for my porn collection0
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@assthetik .. Actually i'm perfectly fine with you having a seperate wardrobe for that, can't beat my collection lol0
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She was always talking about her porn collection!0
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he liked to sit on my good furniture naked....come on put down a towel or something!0
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I told her friends how i caught her doing unspeakable things with my electric toothbrush this one time0
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