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Why did the person above you dump you?
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because I cried after she peed on me0
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didn't like R. Kelly0
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I found out he wasn't really Tom Hardy!0
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walked in on me trying to balance a 10 lb dumbell on my dingus0
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apparently, he don't like me. Good enough excuse.0
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she resented the fact that i had a separate wardrobe for my porn collection0
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@assthetik .. Actually i'm perfectly fine with you having a seperate wardrobe for that, can't beat my collection lol0
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She was always talking about her porn collection!0
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he liked to sit on my good furniture naked....come on put down a towel or something!0
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I told her friends how i caught her doing unspeakable things with my electric toothbrush this one time0
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got rid of his electric toothbrush0
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i started using her toothbrush and she found out0
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I didn't have a electric toothbrush0
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wanted to watch a french film and i got her La confidential0
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Found out I was catfishing him and that I'm really a dude.0
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fell in love while catfishing another dude0
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He got mad that I was swooning over Russel Crow when we watched LA Confidential!
oops...that went by quickly1
She didn't like me "catfishing" with someone else! (whatever that means???)
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I wanted her to catfish and she threw all my cats into the lake thinking they will come back with fish0
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he's mean to cats!0
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Hahahahahha!!! ^^^
I found out that he was really a 12 year old boy named Billy who was supposed to stay off his Mama's computer! (I looked it up!) 0 -
She was tired of me always being on the computer, doing god knows what.0
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He hated that I always tried to sneak into his computer and see what he was up to.0
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she found lewd images of her elder sister on my laptop. Babe! i swear i was just trying to estimate her bf%, nothing else0
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He completely fudged my body fat calculations! LIAR!0
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He always accused me of lying! So I dumped him instead!0
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She got tired of my crazy schemes, babe, I swear there really is a treasure map hidden in the Declaration of Independence!0
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Because I wouldn't participate in any more schemes!0
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I was scheming to get rid of her cat.0
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He eyed my cat's suspiciously all the time.0
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Got fed up with all the 'junk' shots I was sending her0
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