Why did the person above you dump you?
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she didn't like that I was a 'Bama fan0
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because I had no idea what 'Bama fan' was0
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Because I have two left feet when it comes to dancing0
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I didn't mind the left feet, it was the two right arms that threw me off!0
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She found my stash of magic wands and ropes and threw me out.0
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lol, I put finger prints on his binoculars0
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He wanted someone who had binoculars.0
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She wanted flowers and a weekend in Paris, but I gave her binoculars0
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He wouldn't buy me flowers!0
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I never knew what she wanted. Does any man know what a woman really wants?
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I could never remember which pizza toppings he liked and which he didn't.0
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I sneezed on the pizza one too many times.0
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Bc of my knee sock fetish, it was just too much...0
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because I sent her a friend request0
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Lmao, bc I accepted the request0
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I wouldn't play parcheesi0
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Because I wouldn't play BattleShip0
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I sunk his battleship0
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She learned I really couldn't ice skate.
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I like to leave the electric blanket on during cold winter nights.0
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Because I always unplug the blanket and turn the fan on...0
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Because I complained about the menopause0
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Bc I'm entirely to young for menopause...0
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Because I wouldn't fold and put away her clothes.0
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I still haven't solved that mystery. 0
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Because I solved the mystery0
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she wanted us to take it slow and i told her my balls were as blue as her hair
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He said I was too demanding in bed.0
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I flaunted my Chocolate glazed donuts at her but wouldn't share!0
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