Why did the person above you dump you?

rdmitche1

did not like antiques

FabulousFantasticFifty

I kept demanding he take off his big "W" hat!

Spnneil06

She wouldn't let me wear hats! And she hates the letter W!

rdmitche1

Her friends hated hats with the letter "W"

Spnneil06

It was always HATS HATS HATS! There is more to life! Like scarves, mittens, even sunglasses!

rdmitche1

I kept getting upset with all her accessories in the closet. Scarves, Mittens! Why? We live in Arizona!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He'd never take me Skiing, so I found someone who would!

Groovyca2022

I couldn't take the summers in Arizona.

rdmitche1

The two above me could not get along, always wanting to go somewhere cooler...

gothchiq

Because I work so many hours and seldom party any more. Blah.

fitqveen

because I'm not a cat

Unknown

This content has been removed.

rdmitche1

because she did not like my hat

Unknown

This content has been removed.

rdmitche1

wait what? I could never understand her

FabulousFantasticFifty

I thought her wife was my wife!

Spnneil06

he wouldn't let me decorate our house in yellow!

Unknown

This content has been removed.

TFaustino67

who cares - I found a girl who lifts!

Groovyca2022

I tried to get him to eat pumpkin Oreos

abuck_13

because I couldn't find my groove

Alisontheice

I wasn't good at following his marching band directions

Hockey_Winger

I let the marching band practice in the bedroom at night.

Alisontheice

He couldn't handle I am a better skater

abuck_13

I couldn't land the jump....

Hockey_Winger

I kept saying, "toe-pick" in a conceited way.

Alisontheice

Cause I refused to watch cheesy skating movies with him

Unknown

This content has been removed.

djeffreys10

Because the food from food network didn't fit my macros

jakenjosefsmom

I'm far too old