Why did the person above you dump you?

JeffMeehan

She caught me eating brains and got scared.

Spnneil06

Brains are gross!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was intimidated by my intelligence!

Spnneil06

Too smart for me, Im all rainbows and lollipops!

Hockey_Winger

I complained about all the lollipop sticks in the bed

Spnneil06

he was always complaining, even in bed...sad!

territhefrog

When she wouldn't let me have a red lollipop, I glued all her shoes to the floor.

(btw, this actually happened when I was 8 and my brother was 12. I glued all his shoes to the floor. It was so worth getting grounded for a week)

holagatita

I'm scared of frogs

territhefrog

I put frogs in her bed. She freaked out. And then I put the video online.

La_Malfaisante

She was way too sweet for me

lunalee84

I cried when she wanted to give me a tattoo.

N2Couture

Her body adorned the names of countless past loves.

territhefrog

I applied removable tattoos on her butt. She thought they were real.

SwedishSarah

I told her I was a frog. I was actually a toad....

Spnneil06

frogs toads..all the time! Really there is more in lifE!

DenDweller

She was the irresistible force. I, the immovable object.

Spnneil06

I never understood him...

SwedishSarah

He dwelled too much on the past. That, and he would never move.

Anahita_Swims

i kept stealing her shampoo

holagatita

kept fighting about who's turn it was to wash their hair

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always insisted that she wash MY hair!

La_Malfaisante

She was too nice

vasairiah

I couldn't pronounce her username

RyanQu

She couldn't stand the fact that I ditched date night to go watch ninja turtles and lied about it. That's a lie. I cheated.

Spnneil06

Compulsive liar!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I stretched the truth a bit!

territhefrog

I called her a turd.

La_Malfaisante

She didn't like tacos

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't like her Tacos! ;p

territhefrog

Too many tacos. Not enough breath mints. You do the math.