Why did the person above you dump you?
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I never answered his messages.0
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Because she never sent any to me.0
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He refused to take me to go see that fountain thingie in his picture.0
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Obsessed with fountains.0
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she kept wanting to see my fountain thingie.0
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I made fun of her for saying "that fountain thingie"!0
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I never wanted to see his fountain..he just thought I did.0
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I have coins to toss in the fountain0
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I got annoyed with all the coins jingling in his pocket0
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Apparently "the fountain" is not an appropriate move in bed.0
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could not keep up with her fountain of youth0
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Left everyone at the fountain to do something else!0
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I peed in the fountain.0
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He wasn't expecting me to like it.0
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to many expectations0
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I could dance, but only to Lawrence Welk0
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He didn't like my cooking0
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she only wanted to cook in the kitchen0
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I got no kick from champagne
mere alcohol didn't thrill me at all
so I got the kick ... out the door!0 -
I complained about the lack of humidity in San Diego.0
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I wasn't preppy enough, and had a lousy backhand0
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I couldn't say his name right0
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She found out I stole her cat0
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ooh I don't have a cat so you probably stole it from next door0
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She didn't like me stealing peoples cats, it embarrassed her!0
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lol it could be fun. We can go on a spree and then ransom them back0
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My dog fought with her stash of stolen cats0
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I ate all her bacon0
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I told her that I would never make her another BLT as long as she lived!0
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I kept grabbing her boobs in public...0
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